If Britney is a virgin, then I'm the King of Spain,nAnd Christina looks like a poodle that isn't potty trained.nWhitney was gonna sing a song, but she got too high.nCause divas are skanks, divas are skanks, divas are skanks.nnMariah had a breakdown. Shania's teeth are fake,nAnd Celine's constant shrieking is more than I can take.nIf J-Lo had any class she might know how to spell.nDivas are skanks, divas are skanks, divas are skanks.nnI remember in the good ole days when divas kept their clothes on.nI remember in the good ole when divas wrote their own songs.nnLets all get together and dance around like sluts.nDressing up like hookers and show off their big butts.nWorking at the Moulin Rouge, not much of a stretch.nCause divas are skanks, divas are skanks, divas are skanks.nnShakira please shake you ass for me.nShakira please belly dance for me.nWhenever, wherever, we're meant to be togethernWhenever, wherever, we're meant to be togethernWhenever, wherever, we're meant to be togethernWhenever, wherever, we're meant to be togethernAnd I'd be here and you'd be there and that's the deal mynnDivas are skanks, Divas are skanks, Divas are skanks.nDivas are skanks, Divas are skanks, Divas are skanks.nDivas are skanks, Divas are skanks, Divas are s-k-a-n-k-s, skanks, skanks.