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Cell Phones Suck
Straight Outta Junior High

You call me up everyday, go away
'Cause I don't know you
Now we broke up, you said I'm gay, go away
'Cause I don't know you

There are things in life
That really makes me nauseous
You're one of those
I'd rather have a rattlesnake on my nuts
With one fang through each testicle
Than spend one minute with you
And if you ever call my house anymore
I'll take your cellphone and shove it up your ass
'Cause you're a dumb whore
Your face is like a chimpanzee
I'll admit you've got a problem
They have stuff for acne
You remind me of hobgoblins
Yeah, I'll let you know
I only dated you to piss off your boyfriend


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