S-C-A-N-D to the A, to the L-O-U-SnCan't handle it, can't handle itnDamn, that girlnShe's scandalous (x2)nnIt's time to get a tannIt's half-off if you bring a friendnWith them crazy press-on nailsnUh oh, uh ohnHere's the truthnYou're kind of hotnBut when you open up to talknI can feel I'm going softnUh oh, uh oh, uh ohnnDon't ask me to sign your skinnCan't you see these little kids?nAnd you're the kind of girl I'd take home to momnIf my mama was deadnnNo goodnYou're up to no goodnBut damn, you look good and I'm drunknNow you got me kind of thinking like maybe I wouldnIt's so hard to be goodnIt's so hard to be goodnnS-C-A-N-D to the A, to the L-O-U-SnCan't handle it, can't handle itnDamn, that girlnShe's scandalous (x2)nnGirl, I dig your fanny packnRiding low behind your backnGive them boys a heart attacknUh oh, uh ohnBut don't come at me with them lipsnSayin' you just want a kissnCause Lord only knows where you've beennUh oh, uh ohnnDon't ask me to sign your skinnI'm honestly not interestednAnd you're the kind of girl I'd take home to momnIf my mama was deadnnNo goodnYou're up to no goodnBut damn, you look good and I'm drunknNow you got me kind of thinking like maybe I wouldnIt's so hard to be goodnIt's so hard to be good (x2)nnThis is V.I.P. Party BoysnAnd we've got a few things to say to you nasty, trashy, hoesnGirl, where'd you get your outfit, Pick n' Pay?nYour mama picked, but she sure didn't paynI didn't pay money for my bodynWhat are you supposed to benSome sort of Long Island Lolita, honey?nAre you sure you're even a woman?nIs that a house arrest bracelet in your pocketnOr do you got a dick like me?nnYou're the kind of girl I'd take home to momnIf my mama was deadnnNo goodnYou're up to no goodnBut damn, you look good and I'm drunknNow you got me kind of thinking like maybe I wouldnIt's so hard to be goodnIt's so hard to be good (x2)nnS-C-A-N-D to the A, to the L-O-U-SnCan't handle it, can't handle itnDamn, that girlnShe's scandalous (x2)