You know I love to drink my share of whiskey, beer and winenBut lately I've had one too many, one too many timesnSo bartender, I've been thinkin' up a drinkin' resolutionnI've thought about it long and hard and here is my solutionnnCut me off at one tonight that's gonna be my limitnHelp me look out for my elbow and watch how much I bend itnI can't stay out all night no more, I gotta get home earlynSo cut me off at one tonight or about one thirtynnIf they held a honky tonk marathon, I know I'd win the prizenCause every night when I crawl home the sun gets in my eyesnBut tonight its gonna be different, yeah, I'm finally cuttin' downnIn fact I feel so good, I think I'll buy another roundnnSo cut me off at two tonight that's gonna be my limitnHelp me look out for my elbow and watch how much I bend itnI can't stay out all night no more, I gotta get home earlynSo cut me off at two tonight or about two thirtynnWell, there's more to life than funnAnd games and it's high time that I learnnThere's times you gotta sacrificenAnd I guess that it's my turnnnSo cut me off at three tonight that's gonna be my limitnHelp me look out for my elbow and watch how much I bend itnI can't stay out all night no more, I gotta get home earlynSo cut me off at three tonight or about three thirtynnYeah, cut me off at three tonightnOr about three thirty, yeah