Well I got a little friend named Max, (that's me)nAnd I got a little friend named David, nAnd these kids were the best of friends, nAnd they would hang out all day, nJust laughin', and a fightin', and playin' all day, nThe rabbis asked if they were gay, nThey said no way, nBut that was till today.nnCurly brown hair love affair, nThat's right you heard me, nCurly brown hair love affair, nAnd I'll want's to be, nA second class citizen, I wanna have no rights, nAnd I wanna be prepared for my curly brown hair love affair.nnNo more Jewish Day School for me, nSocial structure's getting horny, nNo college grant from the military, nSame old story's getting boring, nAnd all the shit that you learned in your classes, nWell you can take your text books and shove em up your asses, nStick em up your asses, shove em up your asses, nnCurly brown hair love affair, nThat's right you heard me, nCurly brown hair love affair, nAnd I'll want's to be, nA second class citizen, I wanna have no rights, nAnd I wanna be prepared for my curly brown hair love affair.