They creep and they crawl
Across the floor and up the wall
Casting their, casting their webs of fear
Yes, I fear those eight-legged freaks
So unnatural and frightening
You say, Follow the spiders!
I say, You gotta be kiddin' me?
And, oh, dear teddy what have you become?
An arachnid I see...now see me run
As Fred and George guffaw
Ha ha ha
They had me at pincer point
To make me tap dance
If only I could have squashed out their guts