God made the world in seven daysnWell, that’s one week to be specificnNow, that’s what I call scientificnSay Hallelujah, sing His praise nnFour thousand forty-two B.C.nOn Monday, August twenty-sevennHe made the earth and sky and HeavennThen he punched out at five-oh-three nnThen he made Adam, and then EvenA garden for them to inhabitnThe apple right where Eve could grab itnAnd I've got proof, 'cause I believe nnCreation Science 101nIn the beginning it begunnAnd you are just beginning to educate yourself when you shunnEvolution nnThen Cain and Abel he begatnAnd they begat all of the rest to usnWhich means they must have been incestuousnI'm going to have to pray about that nnThere might be sinners in this classnWho might believe in Charles DarwinnI guess that's just their loss and our winnBecause I'm gonna flunk their ass nnIf you make Genesis your textnYou’ll laugh at Darwin and what he seesnTo be the origin of speciesnBecause he's just plain oversexed nnCreation Science 101nYou ain't no monkey's great grandsonnYou’ve got a research paper duen'bout the fifty reason to shunnEvolution nnDon't let em' hand you that old jivenAbout survival of the fittestnThat notion don't pass the bull**** testn'Cause look at me, I'm still alive nnGod made the world just like it isnHe made the fossils just to tease usnOld bones to test our faith in JesusnYeah, this'll all be on the quiz nnCreation Science 101nNow Armagedd-your homework-donenBecause when this semester's through,nIt's straight A's for students who shun Evolution nnThe kids get such an educationnWhen they shunnThe heretical theory of the development of life on earth over millions of years by means of spontaneous genetic mutation