You've got so much going for younYou'll never let us forget it's truenIt's no wonder you're so well knownnYou can't go a day without getting stonednnIt's another unlearnt lesson that I just can't teachnAnother wasted session so why can't you seennWhy dont you come around?nWhy dont you come around?nYou've been wasting your precious life awaynWhy dont you settle down?nWhy dont you leave this crowd?nYou've been sayin you will so do it todaynnI know it's not all your faultnBut if you stand on ledges you're bound to fallnYou're not as tough as you seemnI hear your real name's JoleennnBridgenChorus