Close Escape
Madness

That was a close escape, have to get a new hobby to relate.
Something less conspicuous, won't take up too much time,
something less energetic, for what I've got in mind.
I won't be too persistant 'cos I'm not that way inclined.
See, that's the one for me. Look under Collins see if she's free.
Sweaty fingers find 5p 4151683
Hello Miss Collins you'll not know me. I'm in the undies
buisness, see? Please please can you tell me the size; how
far from the knee?

Oh dear dear, me luck is running thin.
I'll take another name I might have a win.
What? 2 more points? I hope no one fills it in.

See, that's the one for me. Look under Dickens CFG.
See if she'll speak to me. Hand's get shakey eye's can't see.
Having trouble find 5p 2171983
Hello Miss Dickens you'll not know me, I'm in the undies
buisness, see?

Feel more relaxed now here we go again.
Hoi! No temporaries I've heard most take me in.

Oh dear dear me, that is the one it fits.
So please please can you tell me the textured fit feels good to me.
In the naked mood, try to grin and bear with me.
Please don't think me rude, I only hear don't want to see.

See, that's the one for me. That was quick, too quick for me.
Of that I can see, wash me laundry oh bugger me!
Sugar or milk with your tea? No I couldn't, well I'll see.
What's your hobby? Just the same as me, see you soon for tea.

I'll give it one last chance I think you'll all agree.
I'm getting nowhere here, on my last 5p.
I'm sick of waiting for ages nothing interests me.
I'll ring another number, make sure it's a she.
Here we go again, I'll give it 3rd degree.
No hard feelings oh yes I'm sure you'll all agree.
I'll take another name I might have a win.


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  (A Portrait Of) Jennie   (waiting for) The Ghost Train   11th Hour   4 Am   4 B.F.   4am   A Day On The Town   A Town With No Name   Africa   Airplane   Airplane (Never Ask Twice)   Airplane A.K.A. Never Ask Twice   All I Knew   Animal Farm   Are You Coming   Are You Coming (With Me)   Are You Coming With Me   Baggy Trousers   Be Good Boy   Beat The Bride   Bed And Breakfast Man   Behind The 8 Ball   Behind The Eight Ball   Believe Me   Benny Bullfrog   Bingo   Black And Blue   Blue Skinned Beast   Brand New Beat   Burning The Boats   Call Me   Calling Cards   Cardiac Arrest   Chipmunks Are Go   Chipmunks are Go!   Circus Freaks   Clerkenwell Polka   Coldest Day   Communicator   Crying Shame   Dangerman A.K.A. High Wire   Day On The Town   Death Of A Rude Boy   Deceives The Eye   Decieves The Eye   Disapear   Disappear   Dont Look Back   Dont Quote Me On That   Dreaming Man   Drip Fed Fred   Driving In My Car   Dust Devil   E R N I E   E.R.N.I.E.   Elysium   Embarrasment   Embarrassment   Ernie   Fireball XL5   Flashings   Forever Young   Full house   Give Me A Reason   Going To The Top   Grey Day   Guns   Guns [*]   House Of Fun   How Can I Tell You   How Can I Tell You?   Huose of Fun [Video] [Multimedia Track]   I Chase The Devil   I Chase The Devil A.K.A. Ironshirt   I Pronounce You   I'll Compete   Idiot Child   If I Didn't Care   In The City   In The Middle Of The Night   In The Rain   In Wonder   Inanity Over Christmas   Israelites   It Must Be Love   It Must Be Love   Jennie ( A Portrait Of )   Jennie (A Portrait Of)   John Jones   Johnny the Horse   Keep Moving   Kitchen Floor   La Luna   Land Of Hope And Glory   Land Of The Hope And Glory   Leon   Liberty of Norton Folgate   Light Of The Way   Lola   Lovestruck   Mad Not Mad   Madness   Madness (Is all In The Mind)   Madness [*]   Madness Song   March Of The Gherkins   Maybe In Another Life   Memories   Michael Caine   Micheal Caine   Misery   Missing You   Mistakes   MK II   Money, Money, Money   Mr Speaker (Gets the Word)   Mr Speaker Gets The Word   Mr. Apples   Mr. Speaker (Gets The Word)   Mr. Speaker Gets The Word   Mrs Hutchinson   Mrs. Hutchinson   Mummy's Boy   My Girl   My Girl [Live]   My Girl 2   Nail Down The Days   Never Ask Twice (AKA Airplane)   Never Ask Twice Aka Airplane   Never Knew Your Name   New Delhi   Night Boat To Cairo   Nightboat to Cairo   Nightmare Nightmare   No Money   Not Home Today   Nutty Theme   NW5   Oh   On The Beat Pete   On The Town   One Better Day   One Step Beyond   One Step Beyond [*]   One Step Beyond...   One's Second Thoughtlessness   Our House   Our House [*]   Our House [Special Remix]   Our House [Video] [Multimedia Track]   Overdone   Overture   Pac-a-mac   Perfect Place   Please Dont Go   Powder Blue   Primrose Hill   Prince   Prince [Edit]   Promises Promises   Prospects   Rain   Rainbows   Razor Blade Alley   Remembering all so clear   Return Of The Los Palmas 7   Riding on My Bike   Rise And Fall   Rockin in Ab   Samantha   Sarah   Sarah [*]   Saturday Night Sunday Morning   Saturday Night, Sunday Morning   Saturday Night/Sunday Morning   Shadow Of Fear   Shadow On My House   Shadow On The House   Shame And Scandal   Shut Up   Sign Of The Times   Simple Equation   Small World   So Alive   So Much Trouble In The World   Solid Gone   Song In Red   Stepping Into Line   Sugar And Spice   Sun and the Rain   Sunday Morning   Swan Lake   Swan Lake [Live] [Live]   Sweetest Girl   Take It Or Leave It   Taller Than You Are   Tarzan's Nuts   Tears You Can't Hide   Tears You Can’t Hide   Tears You Cant Hide   That Close   That Face   Thats The Way To Do It   The Business   The Communicator   The Ghost of Reverand Greene   The Harder They Come   The Hunchback of Torriano   The Liberty of Norton Folgate   The Opium Eaters   The Prince   The Return Of The Los Palmas 7   The Rise and Fall   The Sun And The Rain   The Sweetest Girl   The Wizard   The Young and The Old   Thunder And Lightning   Time   Time For Tea   Tiptoes   Tommorows Dream   Tommorows Just Another Day   Tomorrow's (just Another Day)   Turning Blue   Un Paso Adelante   Uncle Sam   Victoria Gardens   Vietnam   Waiting for the Ghost Train   Walking With Mr. Wheeze   Waltz Into Mischief   We Are London   We Are Love   When Dawn Arrives   White Heat   Wings Of A Dove   Wings of a Dove/The Sun and the Rain/Michael Caine...   Wonderful   Yesterdays Men   You Keep Me Hanging On   You Said

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