Chopped N Screwed
T PAIN

Yeah! Yea yeah! Whoa

N-N-Now shawty, n-n-now shawty,

N-N-Now shawty don't chop me, shawty don't screw me

Shawty don't chop me, shawty don't screw me

Shawty don't chop me, shawty don't screw me, yeah, yea, yeah

Have you ever seen

A dime piece all alone at the bar (bar-bar)

Straight out of a magazine

And you just want to let her know who you are (are-are)

So you say let me buy you a drink or let a conversation

If that's what you want to do (do-do)

And she said da club is about to end

And you said won't you come to my crib

And she said I can't leave my friends

Now you've officially been chopped and screwed

Screwed-screwed, chopped-chopped and screwed

You've officially been

Dance-dance screwed and ewed-ewed

Chopped screwed-screwed

You've officially been chopped and screwed

And-and, screw, chop-screw-screwed

You've officially been screwed

Screwed, screw-screw, chop-chop and screwed

You've officially been, dance-dance, screwed

Shawty don't chop me, shawty don't screw me (yeah)

Sha, shawty don't chop me, shawty screw-screw (chopped and screwed)

Shawty, shawty don't chop, shawty-shawty don't screw me (hey-yeah)

Shawty don't chop me, don't-don't screw me (yea-yeah)

Have you ever been in the VIP room

Of your favorite strip club (club-club)

And you got a shawty on you

Kissing on your neck

Making you feel like she so in love (love-love)

Now you done got you a couple a drinks

And you feeling like it's about that time to cuddle up (up-up)

And you said shawty what's really up

She takes big sip out yo cup

And she said that'll be sixty bucks

Now you've officially been chopped and screwed

Screwed-screwed, chopped-chopped and screwed

You've officially been dance-dance, screwed

and ewed-ewed chopped screwed-screwed (luda-luda)

You've officially been chopped and screwed

Shawty why you acting all like that (like that)

Like all you ever really want to do is just doubt me

Ludacris can't-can't live with out 'em

But even more I bet you really can't live with out me (nope)

You-you must of flipped yo wig (yup)

You got to be out yo mind

I chop ch-chop you screw-you screw you out of yo-out of yo spine (woo)

Back breaker

Put you over my knee put you on punishment women and I'll spank ya

Have you praising the lord

Like thank you-thank you, thank you lord I want to thank you (Jesus)

But have you ever met a women that will lead you on

And steer you on instead of please ya (yup)

Have her singing this song 'cause all night long

She did nothing but flirt and tease ya (yup)

But I got to admit that I have

Put one in the air sit back and I laugh

Shawty why do you insist on doing me that bad

Probably because the amount of booty that I've grabbed

Coming back to haunt me

So instead of being put in submission and subdued (what happened)

Guess what dog (lu-lu-luda) now you've officially been chopped and screwed

Screwed-screwed, chopped-chopped, and screwed

You've officially been dance-dance screwed

and ewed-ewed chopped screwed-screwed

You've officially been chopped and screwed

And-and screw chop-screw-screwed

You've officially been screwed

screwed screw-screwed chop-chop and screwed

You've officially been dance-dance screwed

Shawty don't chop me, shawty don't screw me (yeah)

Sha-shawty don't chop me, shawty screw-screw (chopped and screwed)

Shawty, shawty don't chop, shawty shawty don't screw me

Shawty don't chop me, don't-don't screw me, me, me, me, me, me, me


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