I was just a boy when I first heard his namenLife, love, death, and queso were his gamenI saw him on the tele and instantly I knewnYes, I would join him and be part of his queso crewnnLive your life con quesonLive your life con cheesennMany years past, and boy, had I grewnNot the young boy, oh, once newnTwenty-one and cool, and, uh, hangin' in a barnCaptain Gordo came in like a starnnSo I had to ask himnCaptain Gordo why don't you staynWhy would you ever look awaynI have always idolized younWon't you let me join your queso crew?nnSure! You can join my queso crewnIf you can keep up and do as I donnCaptain Gordo why don't you playnWhy don't you blow a song awaynHit it! [Alto Sax solo]nnCaptain Gordo take me awaynGet me awaynI want to stay, ha ha hannMany years past and boy, have I grownnPlaying the guitar, piano, and sax toonTaking the place of my good ol' friend Captain GordonAnd forming the band...nCon Queso