I come home the first night, drunk as I could beAnd there was a mule in the stable, where my mule orta beI asked my wife, my pretty little wife, explain this thing to meHow come there’s a mule in the stable, where my mule orta be?Well, you old fool, you drunken fool, can’t you plainly seeThat’s nothin’ but a milk cow my granny gave to me?Well, I’ve traveled the whole world over, ten thousand miles and moreAnd a saddle and a bridle on a milk cow I ain’t never seen beforeWell, I come home the second night, drunk as I could beAnd there was a hat on the hat rack, where my hat orta beI asked my wife, my pretty little wife, explain this thing to meHow come there’s a hat on the hat rack, where my hat orta be?Well, you old fool, you drunken fool, can’t you plainly seeThat’s nothin’ but a chamber pot my granny gave to me?Well, I’ve traveled the whole world over, ten thousand miles and moreAnd a John B. Stetson chamber pot I ain’t never seen beforeWell, I come home the third night, drunk as I could beAnd there was a pair of pants, where my pants orta beI asked my wife, my pretty little wife, explain this thing to meHow come these pants on the chair, where my pants orta be?Well, you old fool, your drunken fool, can’t you plainly seeThat’s nothin’ but a dish rag my granny gave to me?Well, I’ve traveled the whole world over, ten thousand miles and moreAnd a … zipper on a dish rag I ain’t never seen beforeWell, I come home the last night, drunk as I could beAnd there was a head on the pillow, where my head orta beI asked my wife, my pretty little wife, explain this thing to meHow come there’s a head on the pillow, where my head orta be?Well, you old fool, you drunken fool, can’t you plainly seeThat’s nothin’ but a cabbage head my granny gave to me?Well, I’ve traveled the whole world over, ten thousand miles and moreAnd a moustache on a cabbage I ain’t never seen before!
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