Brian. The babe they called 'Brian',He grew, grew, grew, and grewGrew up to be, grew up to beA boy called 'Brian',A boy called 'Brian'.He had arms, and legs, and hands, and feet,This boy, whose name was 'Brian',And he grew,, grew, grew, and grew,Grew up to be,Yes, he grew up to beA teenager called 'Brian',A teenager called 'Brian',And his face became spotty.Yes, his face became spotty,And his voice dropped down lowAnd things started to growOn young Brian and showHe was certainly no,No girl named 'Brian',Not a girl named 'Brian'.And he started to shaveAnd have one off the wristAnd want to see girlsAnd go out and get pissed,A man called 'Brian',This man called 'Brian',The man they called 'Brian',This man called 'Brian'!
Lyrics by Monty Python
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