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Boozing
The FM104 Openline

Class of '99

Drink booze

If i could offer you only one tip for the future, boozing would be it.
The long term effects of heavy boozing can be dangerous, but dont worry about that for now.
My other advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience.

I will dispense this advice. Now.

Crime is good, if you can get away with it, do it.
If you can do anything that gets you money without hurting anyone else, even better.

In 20 years when you look back at photos of yourself and recall in a boozy woozy haze how much money you could have robbed and say what in the name of janey maesus was i wearing.

Yes, you do have a huge fat arse

Drink a half bottle of gin every morning, that way you wont feel like such a loser

Video-tape the show upwardly mobile, its very humorous and you'll miss it when its gone

Do one thing every day with somebody else?s spouse

Whinge

Give people you sleep with the phone number of Supermacs and say your real name is Morris

Fooilz

Dont waste time on scratch cards

Mix your drinks, its a cheaper buzz
Dont puke when boozing, or you're a total ponce or a stupid girl

Remember compliments you receive, beat the living daylights out of anyone who insults you

Keep your old love letters; throw away your used condoms

Belch

Dont feel guilty if you knock someone up, they'll blame it on Morris from Supermacs

If see a girl with an arse that smiles at you smack it, all women love that despite what they might say

The most interesting people i know let me be the centre of attention

Stalk someone

Cause a loud fuss in shops; its a total laugh so it is

Maybe you'll marry, maybe you wont, maybe you'll talk someone into a bit of hoojah without any svings, jeepers lads its better than paying for it

Whatever you do dont be nice to foreign students. They are loud and noisy and they are probably better looking that you. Give them the wrong directions

Enjoy someone elses body, use it every way you can. Try and talk them into things they dont look they do, and they will

Get your own way

If someone skips you in a queue, follow them home, piss on their doorstep, and let all the air down in their wheels

Do not read porno magazines, women wont ever do those things for you

Be nice to your parents, they have more dirt on you than you know

Dont be nice to your siblings, they secretly hate you and always will, they just want you for free baby sitting and their children are smelly

Understand that friends must go, especially those ones that wear baseball caps and sunglasses on the top of their head

Kick small dogs; theyre only a small step up from vermin

Drop your trousers at parties and walk around, the older you get the funnier that becomes

Live in Cork city once, but leave before it makes you woolly
Dont ever live in Carlow, its a total dump full of scumbags

Go away

Accept certain truths, punts will disappear, politicians will get caught, you too will get old, and when they do they will release another compilation of songs you already have

Scratch your crotch and drool on the train, that way you'll always have the seat to yourself

Urinate in public places, dont expect anyone else to support you while you do it

Always cheat in your exams, it shows initiative

Remember everyone is a filthy liar in their own way

Dont mess too much with yourself or by the time you're 40 you'll be blind

Ugly and or fat girls are easy; they are also more grateful and have to try harder

Stolen goods are great valu. Getting them is like breaking into a house, getting the stereo and video, making sure you get away, and selling them for less than they are worth

But trust me on the boozing


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