Bald-headed Girl
Dr. Dooom

Dr. Dooom

First Come, First Served

Bald-headed Girl

Hey baby

I dont want to be kind of direct, but

I like

I think I like thats your hair

If it is your hair

I dont want to sound kind of different, but

Are you bald-headed?

Yeah I like the way you got a lot of that stuff off the horse

And added to your dimension

To fool a lot of brothers out there


Chorus: x2

Bald-headed girl

Bald-headed girl

Bald-headed girl

For me


Verse one:

There are nine million girls with weaves

With bald heads, braids get sweaty in nine months

Punks start stinking

Activator becomes the lazy way

Face like alligator, acne pimples, vagina cream

Girl cover your dream

Look at maxi pads

On special I seein

Affection, bootyclappin

Left yall tailwaggin

Like cats in heats

Rubbing against my knees

I smell fleas

Plucking roaches of your thongs

Yall got the nerve to walk around naked playing a job b song

Six months pregnant and the baby you dont know whos the father

Why bother

It could be bill cosby or kevin johnson

You just came out the hotel

With shawn kemp and magic johnson

With ashy kneecaps

Your dress showing your butt crack

With no home training

You cant match the high class off doctor dooom

You act more fake than pamela anderson

Getting rebuilt by oscar goldman

With contact lenses

Run with imbeciles who leasse benzes

You valet park athletes cars

Buying blond wigs from k-mart


Chorus: x4


Verse two:


Fierce animal with horsehair down her back

With a stolen g-string, sporting a zirconia ring

Out the cracker jack box

Even though her private parts smell like an ox

Open a window

Fly rooms at the hyatt dont smell like this

Air condition cant fight the fish

Doctor dooom pulling out vanilla wizard

Spraying the hairstyle worn by the exotic lizard

Who are you miss

Trying to be a material analyst

Liposuction refraction

You cant afford a pack of hair like toni braxton

Its a must

Doctor dooom lost your trust

The beauty parlor souped you up

You start riding the bus

Always in a fly ride

You just a bald-headed loser

And I bet you ten packs of human hair the yankees aint losing

Pinstripesll penetrate your buttwipes

Yall know the deal

Scratching your crutch by the hamburger grill

Wash your hands girl

Shampoo the feces out your classy curl


Chorus: x4


Verse three:

You got your wig on

At the front line of the guestlist

You a spectacular model

Wearing turtleneck and mohvada watch

Using a airtight full back panties is a turn off

Why dont you wipe the worms off

And all the germs off

With rubbing alcohol

Im in the back of yall

Looking at the naps under your hair weave

Standing next to your man steve

He dont believe

You got a process that aint the best

With hair growing around your chins and chest

Bumps on your neck

Girl, you need to get some stuff from gillete

Shaving cream, clippers, vinegar, soap, shampoo its all for you bu

Watch the oil, hair drop all over the sink man

Sew that weave in man that stuff gon start to stink

Girl get your hair off my sink


Chorus: x4

Its the bald-head 2000


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