Buy now, before it's too late
And ingest, more than you can eat
It's all just one big dream
Enjoy it now
Masticating, mass defecating
Puppets dancing on a string
Watch your life slip by
In Technicolor
Without hesitation
Without question you buy in
So comfortable in social stream of thought
You never question their motives
We're all fat, sick, and sad
Surely more money will fix it
If you even feel an emotion
There is a pill that will kill it
They're throwing bait to the fish
You're biting, yes you are biting
Ignore the rusty hook
Feed, breed, and repeat
Invest all your worth
In trinkets and white elephants
Fulfill your wildest dreams
With novelty
The terrorists are invading
It's the end of the world
Get your name-brand bomb shelter
As seen on TV
The terrorists are invading
It's the end of the world
Get your name-brand bomb shelter
As seen on TV
As seen on TV
As seen on TV
Oil Prices Are Rising
The Market Is Crashing
For A Limited Time
We'll Throw In A Free Coffin
Your white picket fences are prison bars
Your white picket fences are prison bars
As Seen on TV
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