You can wear your new white shoes in the muddy afternoonnWalking past the drunks, toonThey whistle with their handsnBut I could be your catcall, toonAnything you wanna donAnything you wanna donnYou can take your slide trombonenPlay it in your catacombsnFind a town that moves real slownAnd turn it on its headnAnd I could be your pharaoh's tombnAnything you wanna donLover, anything you wanna donnAnd if you want to be commonnI can claim that I tamed younA demigod in a bonnetnThey're going to know it ain't truennYou can paint your nails lime greennRent yourself a limousinenKidnap the professor's niecenTell them that she's deadnWe'll party in a hotel roomnAnything you wanna donSister, anything you wanna donnYou can get your hair all wetnSleeping on the riverbednKiss a frog and then dissectnYou got to find out what's insidenAnd you can have my bad side, toonAnything you wanna donSure, anything you wanna donnAnd if you want to be commonnI will claim that I tamed younA demigod in a bonnetnThey're going to know it ain't truennAnd yes, you are King David's starnAnd the crescent moon, and the crescent moonnYou must sweep the Bowdhi treenI sit beneath, and I sit beneathnnYou can wear your new white shoes in the dirty afternoonnWalking through the traffic fumesnA flower in your hairnAnd I will swing upon your moodsnAnytime you want me tonJust tell me what you wanna donAnything you wanna donAnything you wanna do