King Kong in Cannes, on a date with Spiderman
Dan Dar's sitting there, scared by the killer teddy bears
Down town, Mini Mouse is slippin' Micky's in the famous grouse
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Judge Dredd, found dead, face down in Snoopy's bed
Outside, Tweetie Pie's getting itchy on more supplies
Meanwhile, Snow White gets ready for work tonight
Turning tricks with crystal tips trying to make the best of it's absurd
Puppy dogs and pussy cats in suspect suicide attacks
Captain Kirk from Planet Earth, fights it out with Papa Smurf
Some phoney little ponies, preying on old and lonely
Making friends, robbing them the X-Men taught them everything
Betty Boop, tired of life, took vows became a bride of Christ
While Tin Tin's been playing at Caesar's palace live on ice
Babar Kumbayahs with the Mighty Morphin movie stars
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