I've only had 5 cansnI've got one more in my handnIf I drink it really quicknI'll look like more of a mannI've had fuck all to eatnAnd now I'm slurring my speachnTry and down me some vodkanBut it's like swallowing bleachnI promised myselfnThat I'd go steady this weeknBut with the week I've just hadnThis shit is just what I neednI've been practically saintlynAll this work I've done latelynThink it's high time for me to go and get wastednnAbsolutely, utterly, completely fuckednAnd I can't see a thingnAbsolutely wankered, I feel fucking greatnGet me another drinknAbsolutely, utterly, completely fuckednAnd I can't see a thingnAbsolutely wankerednnI've only had 9 cansnAnd now I can't feel my handsnGetting past the point where I can Comfortably stand up straightnI feel great, but I'm looking a statenAnd I'm getting the impressionnThat I've hit on my matenI'm getting me a reputationnSomeone, stop me pleasenBefore I make a scenenI've been practically saintlynAll this work I've done latelynThink it's high time for me to go and get wastednnAbsolutely, utterly, completely fuckednAnd I can't see a thingnAbsolutely wankered, I feel fucking greatnGet me another drinknAbsolutely, utterly, completely fuckednAnd I can't see a thingnAbsolutely wankerednnAbsolutely, utterly, completely fuckednAnd I can't see a thingnAbsolutely wankered, I feel fucking greatnGet me another drinknAbsolutely, utterly, completely fuckednAnd I can't see a thingnAbsolutely wankerednnAbsolutely, utterly, completely fuckednAnd I can't see a thingnAbsolutely wankered, I feel fucking greatnGet me another drinknAbsolutely, utterly, completely fuckednAnd I can't see a thingnAbsolutely wankered