I fell in love online with a singer
I've been checking her page on MySpace every day without fail, messaging her
But there's one minor detail that I forget to tell, I've never met the girl
I feel lame
Speaking to her every day on Facebook ain't the same
OMGZ, LOL, :), XX - How has my love life come to this?
I used to think of myself as a bit of a Jack the Lad,
but now I'm tapping chicks by e-mail and it's fucking sad
She makes me ROFL when I chat to her on MSN
and I'm sad when she gets picture comments from other men
When I see that little box pop up on Facebook chat
I change my status to a