A Really Cool Dance Song
Bowling for Soup

We grew up in the suburbs
Got guitars for Christmas
And started a punk rock band
Then we travelled the nation
Became a sensation
In our ’82 dodge van

Now we’re getting older and much more sober
And we’ve got some big ass payments to make
The wife wants a handbag
The kids need some college
And we just need one hit single to break
Get ready here it comes

This song sounds like a dance song
Cos dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya
It’s our attempt at a dance song
A really cool dance song
It’s gonna be a great big hit!

And now the label is so stoked
They don’t get the damn joke
The downloads are off the charts
Like those bands on the TV
In the frilly tuxedos
The ones that break the young girls’ hearts
And now we can too

This song sounds like a dance song
Cos dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya
It’s our attempt at a dance song
A really cool dance song
I can’t wait to hear the remix!

This song sounds like a dance song
Cos dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya
It’s our attempt at a dance song
A really cool dance song
It’s gonna be a great big hit!

Who the hell are we foolin’?
This isn’t what we really do
We had to borrow this keyboard
We only listen to Motley Crue
But it’s gonna be really funny
Cos this song will be number one

This song sounds like a dance song
Cos dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya

This song sounds like a dance song
Cos dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya
It’s our attempt at a dance song
A really cool dance song
I can’t wait to hear the remix!

This song sounds like a dance song
Cos dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya
It’s our attempt at a dance song
A really cool dance song
It’s gonna be a great big hit!

It’s our new sound!
We’re gonna...take it to the next level
You’re gonna hear us in all the clubs

Dudes, wait, the drums just...dropped out
The drums...
No it doesn’t sound good anymore
It...I can’t find the rhythm...on the...deal
It’s...nah, it’s cool...no it’s not

ALRIGHT! We’re back!
We are dancing this is awesome!
We are dancing
Dancing, dancing, dancing
And we’re dancing, dancing, dancing
WOO!


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  ...Baby One More Time   (Ready or Not) Omaha Nebraska   1985   1985 (Radio Disney Edit)   1985 [Acoustic]   1985 [DVD]   20 Years (That's a Lot of Beers)   2113   5 O'Clock World   99 Biker Friends   A Friendly Goodbye   A-Hole   A-Hole [DVD]   Ack!   Ack!!   All Figured Out   All I Want for Christmas Is You   Almost   Almost [DVD]   Almost [DVD]   Almost [Radio Disney Edit]   Almost Radio Disney Edit   Amateur Night   America ( Wake Up Amy )   America (Wake Up Amy)   And I Think You Like Me Too   Andrew   Assman   Baby One More Time   Belcium   Belgium   Belgium (in album Rock On Honorable Ones!!!)   Belgium Polka   BFFF   Bipolar   Bipolar [*]   Bitch Song   Blister In The Sun   Bob Wants A Puppy Dog For Christmas   Boulevard   Captain Hook   Changed My Mind   Choke   Circle   Cody   Cold Shower Tuesdays   Corn Dog   Corndog   Couldn't Get Away   Couple of Days   Crayon   Critically Disdained   Dance With You   Dear Megan Fox   Don't Let It Be Love   Down For The Count   Down for the Count [DVD]   Dumb   Emily   Endless Possibilities   Endless Possibility   Envy   Epiphany   Everydays a saturday   Everything   Everything [*]   Everything to Me   Father Christmas   Feliz Navidad   Five O' Clock World   Five O' Clock World (Drew Carey Theme)   Flavor Of The Week   Friday   Friendly Goodbye   Friends Chicks Guitars   Friends Like You   Friends O' Mine   From the Rooftops   Frosty the Snowman   Get Happy   Get Happy [DVD]   Ghostbusters   Gilligan's Island Theme   Gilligans' Island Theme   Gilligans' Island Theme   Girl All The Bad Guys Want   Girls In America   Goodbye Friend   Graduation Trip   Greatest Day   Greatest Day [*]   Guard My Heart   Half Way Round The World   Hang On   Hard Way   Here We Go   Here's Your Freakin Song   Here's Your Freakin' Song   High School Never Ends   High School Never Ends Lyrics   Hooray For Beer   How Far This Can Go   I Am Waking Up Today   I Can't Stand L.A.   I Don't Know   I Don't Wanna Rock   I Don't Wish You Were Dead Anymore   I Dont Wish You Were Dead Anymore   I Dont't Know   I Gotchoo   I Just Wanna Be Loved   I Melt with You   I Ran (So Far Away)   I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus   I'll Always Remember You   I'll Always Remember You (That Way)   I'm Gay   I've Never Done Anything Like This   I'll Always Remember You (That Way)   I'm Gay   If Only   If You Come Back To Me   If You Come Back To Me/Outro   Jimmy Neutron Theme   Jimmy Neutron Theme Song   Kamikaze Shots   Kevin Weaver   Kool-Aid   Last Call Casualty   Last Call Casualty   Last Call Casualty [DVD]   Last Rock Show   Let's Pretend We're Not In Love   Li'l Red Riding Hood   Life After Lisa   Lil Red Riding Hood   Lil' Red Riding Hood   Live It Up   London   London Bridge   Love Goes Boom   Love Sick Stomach Ache (Sugar Coated Accident)   Luckiest Loser   Major Denial   Make It Up to You   Make This Up To You   Me With No You   Merry Christmas I Don't Wanna Fight Tonight   Milo   Monopoly   Much More Beautiful Person   Much More Beautiful Person [Acoustic][*]   My Hometown   My Hometown [DVD]   My Weena   My Wena   Nebraska   Next Ex-Girlfriend   Next Ex-Girlfriend [DVD]   No Hablo Inglés   No Hablo Inglés   No Hablo Ingles   No Opinion   No Opinion (Acoustic)   Normal Chicks   Not A Love Song   Ohio   Ohio (Come Back To Texas)   Ohio (Come Back to Texas) [DVD]   Ohio (Reprise)   On And On (About You)   On and On About you   Only Young   Other Girls   Out Of The Window   Out The Window   Pesticide   Phineas And Ferb Theme Somg   Physcho   Pictures He Drew   Psycho   Punk Rock 101   Punk Rock 101 (Radio Disney Edit)   Real   Really Might Be Gone   Really Might Be Gone [DVD]   Ride Of A Lifetime   Ridiculous   Ridiculous (Looking Up)   Ridiculous [DVD]   Right About Now   Runnin' From Your Dad   Running From Your Dad   S-S-S-Saturday   Sad Sad Situation   Sad Sad Situation [DVD]   Sandwich   Scaring Myself   Scope   Scope (in album Rock On Honorable Ones!!!)   Scotty Doesn't Know   Self-Centered   Shark   She's Got a Boyfriend   She's Got A Boyfriend Now   Shut-Up And Smile   Sick of Myself   Since We Broke Up   Slurpee   Smoothie King   Smoothie King [DVD]   SOHO   Soho [*]   Somebody Get My Mom   Somebody Get My Mom [hidden Uk Bonus Track]   Sometimes   Sometimes [#]   Spanish Harlem   Stacy's Mom   Star Song   Star Song [*]   Sucker Punch   Suckerpunch   Summer of '69   Summer Of 69   Surf Colarado   Surf Colorado   Swim   The Bare Necessities   The Bitch Song   The Enemy Song   The Gilligan's Island Theme   The Hard Way   The Last Rock Show   The Right Girl All The Bad Guys Want   The Star Song   Thespian   Thirteen   This Ain't My Day   Today Is Gonna Be a Great Day   Trucker Hat   Trucker Hat [DVD]   Turbulence   Two-Seater   Two-Seater   Two-Seater [DVD]   Two-Seater [Video from RollingStone.com Originals]...   Undertow   Val Kilmer   Valentino   Walk Of Shame   We're a Couple of Misfits   What About Us   What About Us?   When We Die   When We Die [Multimedia Track]   Where To Begin   Why Don't I Miss You?   Winter Vacation   Wisk   World Falling Apart   Worlds Falling Apart   You And Me

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