You just got, got what it takes got that X-factor I suppose I havennI met a girl at a partynShe said she liked TechnotronicnI said are you for real?nShe said no I'm being post-ironicnnThat's rightnnI went to a bar called Jaguar ShoesnI danced around and drank too much boozenGot into a cab with a girl and puked on her shoesnCan somebody tell me if that's fucking cool, or what? Or what? Come on, just dancennYeah I've got a cool friend she's a photographer nI'd really like to make it with her, but I can't ...she’s gaynnThat's rightnnCan someone please tell me like what is cooler, the Breakfast Club or Ferris BuellernWell they try to be cool but I'm the coolest, yeah that's rightnWell you could use this as a documentary of what cool isnnCome on information