Starin' at the boob tube, turnin' on the big knobTryin' to find some life in the waste landFin'ly found a program, gonna deal with Mary JaneReady for a trip into hate landObnoxious Joe comes on the screenAlong with his guest self-righteous SamAnd one more guy who doesn't countHis hair and clothes are too far outWhile pushin' back his glasses Sam is sayin' casuallyI was elected by the massesAnd with that in mind he starts to unwindA vicious attack on the finest of grassesWell it's evil, wicked, mean and nasty(Don't step on the grass, Sam)And it will ruin our fair country(Don't be such an ass, Sam)Well, it will hook your Sue and Johnny(You're so full of bull, Sam)All will pay that disagree with me(Please give up you already lost the fight, alright)Misinformation Sam and JoeAre feeding to the nationBut the one who didn't count counted them outBy exposing all their false quotationsFaced by a very awkward situationThis is all he'd say to save the dayWell it's evil, wicked, mean and nasty(Don't step on the grass, Sam)And it will ruin our fair country(Don't be such an ass, Sam)Well, it will hook your Sue and Johnny(You're so full of bull, Sam)All will pay that disagree with me(Please give up you already lost the fight alright)You waste my coin Sam, all you canTo jail my fellow manFor smoking all the noble weedYou need much more than himYou've been telling lies so longSome believe they're trueSo they close their eyes to thingsYou have no right to doJust as soon as you are goneHope will start to climbPlease don't stay around too longYou're wasting precious time
Lyrics by Steppenwolf
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