I died last night nTripped over my own shoelacesnI broke my spine nFell on the sidewalk nAnd I landed on my facenAnd I thoughtnWhat a way to go nAfter all I’ve seennCan’t just press undo nI’ve become a zombie mennNow I slide down the street nWith no shoes on my feet nLooking for brains to eatnI’m a zombie mennTried to say hi nBut all of my earthly charm had gonenShe floated by nSo distracted with the sound nOf her own cell phonenI said go ahead and walk away nI have all I neednNow I speak with all the nEloquence of livestocknAnd I’ve become a zombie mennNow I slide down the street nWith no shoes on my feet nLooking for brains to eatnI’m a zombie mennWe got some zombies comin' out the groundnWe goin' pound for pound with a cleric aroundnBecome a zombie, be cool like FonzienI know you wanna get on me when I say “Come on, Archie”nLet’s go see Vigo ask some people that he knownI got Ghostbusters 2 in the queue on the TiVonI got the fever for the flavor of a human brainnAnd all the zombies in the house say OhnAnd all the zombies in the house say Eh Eh OhnnWhat a way to go nAfter all I’ve seennCan’t just press undo nI’ve become a zombie mennNow I slide down the street nWith no shoes on my feet nLooking for brains to eatnI’m a zombie mennNow we’re recruiting new meat nAs we march to the beatnNow the army’s complete nI’m a zombie me