Welcome to the Show & Tell convention on Mars
Do anybody else have anything to show? Or tell?
I'm Zeldar
From the planet Beldar
Which is 8,000,000 judibeeks from Saturn
I was on my way home one day and was thrown off pattern
Landed on Earth
Nowhere to go
A hole in my megaboop
Landed in a field with green, leafy trees
It looked kinda odd to me
So...
I smelt it
And then I dealt with it
Cut it and smoked it
And guess how I felt
Very good
I took some for myself
Back to my spaceship
I gave it to my family
They said, Ahh, what you call it?
Weed!
My name is Zeldar
I'm from, from planet Beldar
My leader's Zeldar
And we shop at Walmart
I came back
Just to grab me another fat sack
Of the green, leafy thing I found in the field
Yeah, they call it kill
I rolled into the hood
I'm greeted, but it wasn't all good
I saw mixed people, all kinds of colors
And they looked at me like I was weird
They called me queer
I say, No... My name is Zeldar
I'm from planet Beldar
My leader is Zeldar
And we shop at Walmart
I have kids
I don't give them none
Of this green, leafy stuff that I found in the field
'Cause it might do them harm
But I'm old enough
So I cough and puff on the
Green, leafy stuff I found in the field
Yeah, I call it kill
What'd you say your name was?
My name is Zeldar
Zeldar
Devin the Dude
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