Your Jeans Are To Tight
Paul McDermott

I first saw you babynIn a Pair of pale blue slacksn(slacks)nFeigning Dis-interestnat the stares they'd attractn(tract)nThey were cut low in the frontnlower at the backnI could see clear to HobartnIts a good thing you waxednnYour jeans are too tightnYour jeans are too tightnIm seeing the moonnAnd its not yet the nightnYour jeans are too smallnYour jeans are too smallnIf you were a FellanId see clear to your ballsnYour jeans are too tightnOh lady....nYour jeans are too tightnnI must admitnThat id never seen denim so strainedn(strained)nYour the kinda girl babynThat puts plumbers to shamen(shame)nNow don't take offencenBut your back crack is stackednIf i was a dealer, couldn't move that much cracknnin your jeans you look greatnin your jeans you look greatnlike a denim-clad camel toednblue ovulatenyour jeans must constrictnyour jeans must constrictnwhats that by your cuff?ndear god, its your lip!nYour jeans are to tight, oh ladynYour jeans are to tightnnYour ankles look palenHas the blood been cut off?nLet me spend just a pennynIn that stone wash coin slotnLook at that butt grinnToo cheeky to passnThe thong that your wearing'snJust flossing your assnThe elastic is stretchednWith wreckless abandonnLike a tightrope of cottonnAcross the grand canyonnBabe ill just ask yanNow no misbehavingnWere you ever a roadie?nDid you work for Van Halen?nIm Raving,nYour ShavennIt couldn't be betternAnd thanks for reminding menI must post that lettern(Letter) letter (letter)nLett-errrrrrn[(spoken)And its quite a bulky post item as well... Its quite large]nnYour Jeans stick like gluenThey look good on younThey make me feel like shoppingnAt BIG WnIts your jeans that i likenIts your jeans that i likenCan you touch your toes babynSo i can park my bike?nYour jeans are too tightnYour jeans are too tightnAnd i don't mind at allllll.....n(It's not like you're my woman!)

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