Everybody's jealous of my girlfriendn'Cause nobody can stand the ones that they havenTrying every strategy they knownAnd I don't really caren'Cause they have no chancennSo everybody's trying to steal my girlfriendnThey all know menBut I don't really know themnWhen I come aroundnThey act like my friendsn'Cause I know I'm gonna ruin their plansnnEverybody's jealous of my girlfriendnBecause every guy wants what he can't havenI hate to be the one to foil your plansnOh, so, just give upn'Cause you got no chancenEverybody's trying to steal my girlfriendnI guess that they don't know she's minenMaybe in another, another lifetimenThey would have a chance with a girl so finennEverybody's jealous of my new bandn'Cause we do everything that other bands can'tnOh, I'm sorry we stole your fansnBut it's not my fault they like our new jamnnEverybody's jealous of my new bandnTelling everyone that we are so badnBut I don't give a shitnBecause it's so sadn'Cause we know we got it and they don't sharennEverybody's jealous of my new bandnWe do everything that other bands can'tnIt's not my fault we stole all your fansnIt's not my fault they like our new jamnEverybody's jealous of my new bandnThe silver writing treadsnBut they don't know thatnI started this before it wasn't brokennEverybody wants all these things of minennEverybody's stressing itnBut all I ever think about isnI can't wait for the remix to come outnnEverybody's jealous of my new bandnWe do everything that other bands can'tnIt's not my fault we stole all your fansnIt's not my fault they like our new jamnEverybody's jealous of my new bandnThe silver writing treadsnBut they don't know thatnI started this before it wasn't brokennEverybody wants all these things of mine