You Old Fool
The Weavers

I came home the other night as drunk as I could be
I saw a horse in the stable where my horse ought to be
I said to my wife, my pretty little wife, explain this thing to me
What's this horse doing here in the stable where my horse ought to be

Well, you old fool, you blind fool can't you plainly see
It's nothing but a milk cow that my mother send to me
Ah, I've traveled this wide world over, ten thousand miles or more
But a saddle and a bridle on a milk cow I never did see before
(A saddle and a bridle on a milk cow I never did see before)

I came home the next night so drunk I could not see
And there was a hat on the hat rack where my hat ought to be
I said to my wife, my pretty little wife, explain this thing to me
What's this hat doing here on the hat rack where my hat ought to be

Oh, you old fool, you blind fool can't you plainly see
It's nothing but a chamber pot my mother send to me
Ah, I've traveled this wide world over, ten thousand miles or more
But a J.B Stetson chamber pot I never did see before
(A J.B Stetson chamber pot I never did see before)

I came home the next night as drunk as I can be
I spied some pants upon the chair where my pants ought to be
Well, I said to my wife, my pretty little wife, explain this thing to me
What are these pants doing here on the chair where my paints ought to be

Oh, you old fool, you blind fool can't you plainly see
It's nothing but an old dish rag that my mother send to me
Ah, I've traveled this wide world over, ten thousand miles or more
But cuffs and a zipper on a dish rag I never did see before
(But cuffs and a zipper on a dish rag I never did see before)

I came home the next night as drunk as I could be
And there was a head on the pillow where my head ought to be
I said to my wife, my pretty little wife, explain this thing to me
What's this head doing here on the pillow case where my head ought to be

Oh, you old fool, you blind fool can't you plainly see
It's nothing but a melon that my mother send to me
Ah, I've traveled this wide world over, ten thousand miles or more
But a mustache on a mashmelon I never did see before
(A mustache on a mashmelon I never did see before)

It's a good thing I not of a suspicious nature


  Purchase "You Old Fool"   Purchase Entire Album   Email Video to Friends   Play Youtube "You Old Fool" Video   Play Spotify "You Old Fool" Song   View Wikipedia "You Old Fool" Entry   Receive Emails for Future The Weavers Lyrics

Email:

  Link to "You Old Fool"   Share on Facebook, Twitter, and more
  See Recommended Lyrics For You

Loading...

Lyrics by The Weavers

Related Songs

  Same Old Fool - Neil Sedaka  Same Old Fool - Dolly Parton  Sentimental Fool - Y&T  Sentimental Fool - Y&T  The Same Old Fool - Neil Sedaka  No Fool Like an Old Fool - Dick Curless  In the Gold Dust Rush - Cocteau Twins  I'd Rather Be An Old Man's Sweetheart (T...  No Fool Like An Old Fool - Buck Owens  Fool You - Mile 21  You Fool - Eddy Arnold  You Fool - Kaci Brown  Fool You - King's X  You Fool - Eddy Arnold  Same Fool - Dwight Yoakam  The Fool In Me - Dry County  Old Enough to Want To - Tom T. Hall  Old Enough To Want To (Fool Enough To Try)...  Galah Love - Love Migrate  New Fool At An Old Game - Reba McEntire  New Fool In An Old Game - Reba McEntire  Fool Hearted Memory - George Strait  Only A Fool Breaks His Own Heart - Nick Lowe  Only A Fool Breaks His Own Heart - Tom Jones  New Fool - Alison Krauss  You Fool You [*] - Roy Orbison  You Fool You - Roy Orbison  Fool for You - Otis Redding  A Fool for You - Otis Redding  Four Nights Drunk - Steeleye Span  Fool Fool Fool - Webb Pierce  Fool, Fool, Fool - Elvis Presley  "Fool, Fool, Fool" - Elvis Presley  Fool, Fool, Fool - Presley Elvis  Devil Man - 100 Monkeys  Darwin Jailhouse Window - Lee Kernaghan  Big Red Balloon - Nancy Sinatra  Everyone's A Fool - Ian Hunter  Everyone's A Fool - Ian Hunter  The Fool - Ryn Weaver  Brand New Choppa - T.I.  Love's More Precious Than Gold - Previously Unrele...  Love's More Precious Than Gold (1999 Lost & Found ...  Love's More Precious Than Gold - Marvin Gaye  Love's More Precious Than Gold - Previously U...  Seven Drunken Nights - Celtic Thunder  Love Needs A Fool - Chris LeDoux  Days Of Old - B.B. King  I've Been a Long Time Leaving (But I'll Be a Long ...  Fool For The Woman - Amazing Rhythm Aces  Fool Yourself - Little Feat  Seven Drunken Nights - Dubliners  No Substitute For Arrogance - Joe Perry  Keep That Oil A-Rollin' - Woody Guthrie  Keep That Oil A-Rollin' - Woody Guthrie  Fool Me Again - Buck Owens  Cabbage Head - Dr. John  Woman - City and Colour  A Fool for Love - Bryan Ferry  Fool In The Mirror - Guy Clark  Seven Drunken Nights - Flogging Molly  Fool Fool - Axel Rudi Pell  Fool Fool - Vince Gill  Same Old Brand New You - a1  7 Drunken Nights - Celtic Thunder  Just Another Fool - Aaron Marefka  Fool No.1 - Connie Smith  Beat of a Heart - Patty Smyth  Beat of a Heart - Scandal (Japan)  Beat Of A Heart - Scandal  Seven Drunken Nights - Irish Music  New Fool - Alison Krauss & Union Station  New Fool - Alison Krauss  Here Comes Goodbye - Alison Krauss  Here Comes Goodbye - Alison Krauss & Union Station  Here Comes Goodbye - Alison Krauss  Fools - V  Fool No.1 - Loretta Lynn  Fool No. 1 - Loretta Lynn  I'm A Fool Too - Billy Dean  Fool Number One - Brenda Lee  Fool #1 - Brenda Lee  Fool No. 1 - Brenda Lee  Stealin', Stealin' - Bob Dylan  Days of Old - B.B. King & Eric Clapton  Stealin' Stealin' - Janis Joplin  Stealin' - Janis Joplin  Fool Me - Lynn Anderson  Fool No.1 - Hank Locklin  That Makes Me - Young Chris  Icon - Daan  For Shame of Doing Wrong [Slide Version]...  It's Not Too Late - Wolfsheim  West Coast Fool - Donavon Frankenreiter  I've Been A Long Time Leaving (But I'll Be A Long ...  I'VE BEEN A LONG TIME LEAVIN' (But I'll Be A Long ...  I've Been A Long Time Leaving (But I'll ...  I've Been a Long Time Leavin (But I'll Be a Long T...  Day Of The Fool - Aphrodite's Child  Day Of The Fool - Demis Roussos  What Kind Of Fool (7 Mix) - Kylie Minogue  Fool, Fool, Fool [Acetate] - Elvis Presley  Adeem Sandler - Grow Old With You  No Substitute For Arrogance - Joe Perry Project  Gloria - Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr.  For Shame of Doing Wrong...  For Shame of Doing Wrong...  For Shame of Doing Wrong - Linda Thompson  For Shame of Doing Wrong [#] - John Kirkpatrick  For Shame Of Doing Wrong - Richard Thompson  That Makes Me - Chris Young  Days of Old - Eric Clapton  Danny - Fujiwara Motoo  Fool - Blue Cheer  What Kind Of Fool (Heard All That Before)...  What Kind of Fool? (Heard All That Before)...  Glorious - Firewind  Same Old Brand New You - A1  I've Been a Long Time Leavin' (But I'll Be a Long ...  For Shame of Doing Wrong - Sandy Denny  A Fool for You - Ray Charles  You Can't Fool Me Dennis - Mystery Jets  Slow Down Old World [Alternate Take]...  Slow Down Old World [#] - Willie Nelson  Slow Down Old World [Alternate Version][*]...  Slow Down Old World - Willie Nelson  Look At That Fool - Jerry Lee Lewis  Invisible Man - Suggs  I\'ve Been Making Such A Fool...  Rocket Scientist - Teddybears  Rocket Scientist - Teddybears Sthlm  True Blue Fool - Martina McBride  The Waltzing Fool - Guy Clark  What Kind of Fool? - KYLIE MINOGUE  Fool For You - Stevie Wonder  A Fool For You - Stevie Wonder  Fool For You - Ray Charles  Fool With You - Omarion  Fool Inside You - Métisse  Can You Fool [*] - Glen Campbell  Fool for You - Dr. Feelgood  Fool For You - John Butler Trio  Fool for You - Opposition  Fool for You - Rory Block  Fool for You - Simon Webbe  Fool For You - Phillip Phillips  Carol, You Fool - Frank Zappa  Fool For You - Rod Stewart  Can You Fool - Glen Campbell  Fool About You - Nazareth  FOOL ABOUT YOU - Hank Williams  Fool For You - James Taylor  More Fool You - Uriah Heep  Fool Like You - Osbourne Ozzy  Fool For You - James Durbin  Fool For You - Cee Lo Green  You Little Fool - Elvis Costello  Fool For You - Heather Nova  Fool For You - Melanie Fiona  Fool For You - Freya  Fool For You - Curtis Mayfield  Fool For You - Alice Smith  Can You Fool - Allman Brothers Band  Fool For You - R. Kelly  Fool for You - Wilshire  Fool For You - Zayn Malik  Fool for You - ZAYN  Fool For You - Zayn Malik   Fool You Are - Lloyd Cole  Fool Like You - Ozzy Osbourne  Fool About You - Nazareth  Fool For You - Cee-Lo  Fool Wit You - Omarion  Fool for You - John Butler  Fool For You - Duffy  Fool For You - It's Alive  Can You Fool - Gregg Allman  Fool 4 You - Cherish  Pre-Teen Violence - Mindless Self Indulgence  Old Hearts - Oak Ridge Boys  T.B. Blues - Hank Snow  The Bigger the Fool, the Harder the Fall...  Bigger The Fool, The Harder The Fall...  Bigger The Fool (the Harder The Fall)...  The Bigger The Fool - Kris Kristofferson  Some Kind of Fool - Waylon Jennings  Houdini - Walter Brennan  I May Be A Fool - Mark Chesnutt  Fool - Shakira  Jenny Said - Cait Brennan  Drop Dead, Casanova - Disco Ensemble  Drop Dead Casanova - Disco Ensemble  Fool for a Night - Andy Gibb  I Was A Fool To Care - James Taylor  The Bigger The Fool (the Harder The Fall)...  Old Cheyenne - Joe Nichols  Fool Killer - Gene Pitney  I Thought It Was You - Doug Stone  Love Makes a Fool of the Wise - Tom Russell Band  Who But A Fool (Thief Into Paradise)...