I came home the other night as drunk as I could beI saw a horse in the stable where my horse ought to beI said to my wife, my pretty little wife, explain this thing to meWhat's this horse doing here in the stable where my horse ought to beWell, you old fool, you blind fool can't you plainly seeIt's nothing but a milk cow that my mother send to meAh, I've traveled this wide world over, ten thousand miles or moreBut a saddle and a bridle on a milk cow I never did see before(A saddle and a bridle on a milk cow I never did see before)I came home the next night so drunk I could not seeAnd there was a hat on the hat rack where my hat ought to beI said to my wife, my pretty little wife, explain this thing to meWhat's this hat doing here on the hat rack where my hat ought to beOh, you old fool, you blind fool can't you plainly seeIt's nothing but a chamber pot my mother send to meAh, I've traveled this wide world over, ten thousand miles or moreBut a J.B Stetson chamber pot I never did see before(A J.B Stetson chamber pot I never did see before)I came home the next night as drunk as I can beI spied some pants upon the chair where my pants ought to beWell, I said to my wife, my pretty little wife, explain this thing to meWhat are these pants doing here on the chair where my paints ought to beOh, you old fool, you blind fool can't you plainly seeIt's nothing but an old dish rag that my mother send to meAh, I've traveled this wide world over, ten thousand miles or moreBut cuffs and a zipper on a dish rag I never did see before(But cuffs and a zipper on a dish rag I never did see before)I came home the next night as drunk as I could beAnd there was a head on the pillow where my head ought to beI said to my wife, my pretty little wife, explain this thing to meWhat's this head doing here on the pillow case where my head ought to beOh, you old fool, you blind fool can't you plainly seeIt's nothing but a melon that my mother send to meAh, I've traveled this wide world over, ten thousand miles or moreBut a mustache on a mashmelon I never did see before(A mustache on a mashmelon I never did see before)It's a good thing I not of a suspicious nature
Related Songs
Same Old Fool - Neil Sedaka
Same Old Fool - Dolly Parton
Sentimental Fool - Y&T
Sentimental Fool - Y&T
The Same Old Fool - Neil Sedaka
No Fool Like an Old Fool - Dick Curless
In the Gold Dust Rush - Cocteau Twins
I'd Rather Be An Old Man's Sweetheart (T...
No Fool Like An Old Fool - Buck Owens
Fool You - Mile 21
You Fool - Eddy Arnold
You Fool - Kaci Brown
Fool You - King's X
You Fool - Eddy Arnold
Same Fool - Dwight Yoakam
The Fool In Me - Dry County
Old Enough to Want To - Tom T. Hall
Old Enough To Want To (Fool Enough To Try)...
Galah Love - Love Migrate
New Fool At An Old Game - Reba McEntire
New Fool In An Old Game - Reba McEntire
Fool Hearted Memory - George Strait
Only A Fool Breaks His Own Heart - Nick Lowe
Only A Fool Breaks His Own Heart - Tom Jones
New Fool - Alison Krauss
You Fool You [*] - Roy Orbison
You Fool You - Roy Orbison
Fool for You - Otis Redding
A Fool for You - Otis Redding
Four Nights Drunk - Steeleye Span
Fool Fool Fool - Webb Pierce
Fool, Fool, Fool - Elvis Presley
"Fool, Fool, Fool" - Elvis Presley
Fool, Fool, Fool - Presley Elvis
Devil Man - 100 Monkeys
Darwin Jailhouse Window - Lee Kernaghan
Big Red Balloon - Nancy Sinatra
Everyone's A Fool - Ian Hunter
Everyone's A Fool - Ian Hunter
The Fool - Ryn Weaver
Brand New Choppa - T.I.
Love's More Precious Than Gold - Previously Unrele...
Love's More Precious Than Gold (1999 Lost & Found ...
Love's More Precious Than Gold - Marvin Gaye
Love's More Precious Than Gold - Previously U...
Seven Drunken Nights - Celtic Thunder
Love Needs A Fool - Chris LeDoux
Days Of Old - B.B. King
I've Been a Long Time Leaving (But I'll Be a Long ...
Fool For The Woman - Amazing Rhythm Aces
Fool Yourself - Little Feat
Seven Drunken Nights - Dubliners
No Substitute For Arrogance - Joe Perry
Keep That Oil A-Rollin' - Woody Guthrie
Keep That Oil A-Rollin' - Woody Guthrie
Fool Me Again - Buck Owens
Cabbage Head - Dr. John
Woman - City and Colour
A Fool for Love - Bryan Ferry
Fool In The Mirror - Guy Clark
Seven Drunken Nights - Flogging Molly
Fool Fool - Axel Rudi Pell
Fool Fool - Vince Gill
Same Old Brand New You - a1
7 Drunken Nights - Celtic Thunder
Just Another Fool - Aaron Marefka
Fool No.1 - Connie Smith
Beat of a Heart - Patty Smyth
Beat of a Heart - Scandal (Japan)
Beat Of A Heart - Scandal
Seven Drunken Nights - Irish Music
New Fool - Alison Krauss & Union Station
New Fool - Alison Krauss
Here Comes Goodbye - Alison Krauss
Here Comes Goodbye - Alison Krauss & Union Station
Here Comes Goodbye - Alison Krauss
Fools - V
Fool No.1 - Loretta Lynn
Fool No. 1 - Loretta Lynn
I'm A Fool Too - Billy Dean
Fool Number One - Brenda Lee
Fool #1 - Brenda Lee
Fool No. 1 - Brenda Lee
Stealin', Stealin' - Bob Dylan
Days of Old - B.B. King & Eric Clapton
Stealin' Stealin' - Janis Joplin
Stealin' - Janis Joplin
Fool Me - Lynn Anderson
Fool No.1 - Hank Locklin
That Makes Me - Young Chris
Icon - Daan
For Shame of Doing Wrong [Slide Version]...
It's Not Too Late - Wolfsheim
West Coast Fool - Donavon Frankenreiter
I've Been A Long Time Leaving (But I'll Be A Long ...
I'VE BEEN A LONG TIME LEAVIN' (But I'll Be A Long ...
I've Been A Long Time Leaving (But I'll ...
I've Been a Long Time Leavin (But I'll Be a Long T...
Day Of The Fool - Aphrodite's Child
Day Of The Fool - Demis Roussos
What Kind Of Fool (7 Mix) - Kylie Minogue
Fool, Fool, Fool [Acetate] - Elvis Presley
Adeem Sandler - Grow Old With You
No Substitute For Arrogance - Joe Perry Project
Gloria - Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr.
For Shame of Doing Wrong...
For Shame of Doing Wrong...
For Shame of Doing Wrong - Linda Thompson
For Shame of Doing Wrong [#] - John Kirkpatrick
For Shame Of Doing Wrong - Richard Thompson
That Makes Me - Chris Young
Days of Old - Eric Clapton
Danny - Fujiwara Motoo
Fool - Blue Cheer
What Kind Of Fool (Heard All That Before)...
What Kind of Fool? (Heard All That Before)...
Glorious - Firewind
Same Old Brand New You - A1
I've Been a Long Time Leavin' (But I'll Be a Long ...
For Shame of Doing Wrong - Sandy Denny
A Fool for You - Ray Charles
You Can't Fool Me Dennis - Mystery Jets
Slow Down Old World [Alternate Take]...
Slow Down Old World [#] - Willie Nelson
Slow Down Old World [Alternate Version][*]...
Slow Down Old World - Willie Nelson
Look At That Fool - Jerry Lee Lewis
Invisible Man - Suggs
I\'ve Been Making Such A Fool...
Rocket Scientist - Teddybears
Rocket Scientist - Teddybears Sthlm
True Blue Fool - Martina McBride
The Waltzing Fool - Guy Clark
What Kind of Fool? - KYLIE MINOGUE
Fool For You - Stevie Wonder
A Fool For You - Stevie Wonder
Fool For You - Ray Charles
Fool With You - Omarion
Fool Inside You - Métisse
Can You Fool [*] - Glen Campbell
Fool for You - Dr. Feelgood
Fool For You - John Butler Trio
Fool for You - Opposition
Fool for You - Rory Block
Fool for You - Simon Webbe
Fool For You - Phillip Phillips
Carol, You Fool - Frank Zappa
Fool For You - Rod Stewart
Can You Fool - Glen Campbell
Fool About You - Nazareth
FOOL ABOUT YOU - Hank Williams
Fool For You - James Taylor
More Fool You - Uriah Heep
Fool Like You - Osbourne Ozzy
Fool For You - James Durbin
Fool For You - Cee Lo Green
You Little Fool - Elvis Costello
Fool For You - Heather Nova
Fool For You - Melanie Fiona
Fool For You - Freya
Fool For You - Curtis Mayfield
Fool For You - Alice Smith
Can You Fool - Allman Brothers Band
Fool For You - R. Kelly
Fool for You - Wilshire
Fool For You - Zayn Malik
Fool for You - ZAYN
Fool For You - Zayn Malik
Fool You Are - Lloyd Cole
Fool Like You - Ozzy Osbourne
Fool About You - Nazareth
Fool For You - Cee-Lo
Fool Wit You - Omarion
Fool for You - John Butler
Fool For You - Duffy
Fool For You - It's Alive
Can You Fool - Gregg Allman
Fool 4 You - Cherish
Pre-Teen Violence - Mindless Self Indulgence
Old Hearts - Oak Ridge Boys
T.B. Blues - Hank Snow
The Bigger the Fool, the Harder the Fall...
Bigger The Fool, The Harder The Fall...
Bigger The Fool (the Harder The Fall)...
The Bigger The Fool - Kris Kristofferson
Some Kind of Fool - Waylon Jennings
Houdini - Walter Brennan
I May Be A Fool - Mark Chesnutt
Fool - Shakira
Jenny Said - Cait Brennan
Drop Dead, Casanova - Disco Ensemble
Drop Dead Casanova - Disco Ensemble
Fool for a Night - Andy Gibb
I Was A Fool To Care - James Taylor
The Bigger The Fool (the Harder The Fall)...
Old Cheyenne - Joe Nichols
Fool Killer - Gene Pitney
I Thought It Was You - Doug Stone
Love Makes a Fool of the Wise - Tom Russell Band
Who But A Fool (Thief Into Paradise)...