You Are What You Wear
Duncan Sheik

EVELYN:

This is a big birthday for Patrick, Courtney, so thank you for helping me co-host.

COURTNEY:

Anything for you, Evelyn. You look to die for.

EVELYN:

Thank you, Courtney.

I want blackened, charred

Mahi mahi.

Works so well

With Isaac Mizrahi.

COURTNEY:

I'll have soda,

And crème de menthe.

Tastes so good

With Oscar de la Renta.

EVELYN:

The ginger mango soy black bass

Compliments the beige Bill Blass

I will not touch

A drop of red wine

BOTH:

Don't wanna ruin the Calvin Klein.

Chanel, Gaultier, or Giorgio Armani

Moschino, Alia, or Norma Kamali

Should I rock

The Betsey Johnson

Or stick with classic

Comme des Garçon

No parachute

Or Fiorucci

I'm with Prada

I'm with Gucci

When one goes shopping

It's best to take care

As some of us know

You are what you wear.

EVELYN:

I will try on

These Maud Frizon

COURTNEY:

I think I'll go

To Ferragamo

EVELYN:

I don't know if

I'm such a fan

Of your purple suede Charles Jourdan.

BOTH:

But let's be clear,

There's nothing ironic

About our love of

Manolo Blahnik.

No, there's nothing

Remotely ironic

About our love of

Manolo Blahnik.

Chanel, Gaultier, or Giorgio Armani

Moschino, Alia, or Norma Kamali

Should I rock

The Betsey Johnson

Or stick with classic

Comme des Garçon

In a certain kind of neighborhood

You might get away with Vivian Westwood

But by von Furstenberg we swear

It's a wrap

You are what you wear.

EVELYN:

Hello?

JEAN:

Hi, Evelyn? I have Patrick for you.

EVELYN:

Patrick, are you getting excited, birthday boy? Now, listen, your brother and mother are already here - she won't take off her sunglasses, she refuses to say anything - I'm worried she hates me, Patrick.

PATRICK BATEMAN:

No, she doesn't, she's just heavily medicated. Listen, can we add Paul Owen to the mix?

EVELYN:

What? Add who?

PATRICK BATEMAN:

Paul. Owen. Read my lips: it's for work.

EVELYN:

No, you are not screwing up my dinner party with your latest neurotic obsession.

PATRICK BATEMAN:

He's coming, Evelyn! I invited him, it's my birthday dinner.

EVELYN:

I will not have an odd number at my table, Patrick! This isn't Brooklyn!

PATRICK BATEMAN:

Well, invite someone else. Can't Courtney bring Luis?

COURTNEY:

Luis is flying back from Phoenix tonight.

EVELYN:

Luis is unavailable.

PATRICK BATEMAN:

Fuck sake, Evelyn, it doesn't matter. I'll bring Jean. Jean, are you still on the line?

JEAN:

I am.

PATRICK BATEMAN:

So, do you have plans tonight?

JEAN:

No, nothing I couldn't change, but Patrick, look, I -

PATRICK BATEMAN:

Perfect, then you'll come to Evelyn's.

JEAN:

What do I wear?

PATRICK BATEMAN:

What you have on is... Acceptable.

JEAN:

What am I supposed to do?

PATRICK BATEMAN:

Simple recon, Jean. Find out how a douchebag like Paul Owen managed to score the Fischer account.

CHORUS:

Chanel, Gaultier, or Giorgio Armani

Moschino, Alia, or Norma Kamali

Should I rock

The Betsey Johnson

Or stick with classic

Comme des Garçon

No parachute

Or Fiorucci

I'm with Prada

I'm with Gucci

Missoni, Versace,

Which one is best?

The guys just buzz,

Do I look underdressed?


  Purchase "You Are What You Wear"   Purchase Entire Album   Email Video to Friends   Play Youtube "You Are What You Wear" Video   Play Spotify "You Are What You Wear" Song   View Wikipedia "You Are What You Wear" Entry   Receive Emails for Future Duncan Sheik Lyrics

Email:

  Link to "You Are What You Wear"   Share on Facebook, Twitter, and more
  See Recommended Lyrics For You

Loading...

Lyrics by Duncan Sheik

  Acquaintance   Bicycle Thief   Distant Lover   Half A Room   No Happy End   Summer Mourning   Warning Light   A Body Goes Down   A Mirror In The Heart   Alibi   Barely Breathing   Barley Breathing   Better To Be Dead   Bicycle Thief   Birmingham   Bite Your Tongue   Body Goes Down   Cards   Circling   Days Go By   Distant Lover   Everyone, Everywhere   Fantastic Toys and Corduroys   For You   Foreshadowing   Foreshadowing: Over And Out   Genius (never Came Through)   Gentlemen Take Polaroids   Good Morning   Good Morning!   Half - Life   Half-Life   Hey Casanova   Home [Live]   How It Feels   I Believe   I Don't Believe In Ghosts   I Wouldn't Mind   In Between   In The Absence Of The Sun   It's Better to Be Dead   Killing Time   Kyoto Song   Life's What You Make It   Little Hands   Lo And Behold   Longing Town   Lost On The Moon   Lost on the Moon [International Version]   Love Vigilantes   Memento   Mouth On Fire   Mr. Chess   Nichiren   Nichiren   No Trace of Us   Not A Common Man   Nothing Fades   Nothing Special   November   Now Or Never   Oh Sri Lanka   On a High   On Her Mind   Opening (Morning Routine)   Photograph   Play Your Part   Reasons For Living   Requiescat   Rubbed Out   Selling Out (Fischer King Remix)   She Runs Away   Shine Inside   Shopping   Shout   So Alive   Someone You Need   Songbird   Star-Field On Red Lines   Start Again   Stay   Stripped   Summer Mourning   Sunrise to Sunset (promo)   Take a Bow   That Says It All   The Dawn's Request   The End Of Outside   The Ghost In You   The Tale of Solomon Snell   The Wilderness   The Winds That Blow   There's A Home   This Is How My Heart Heard   Time And Good Fortune   True Faith   Truth About Romeo   Until   Varying Degrees of Con-Artistry   Warning Light   We're Here To Tell You   What is Love   White Limousine   William, It Was Really Nothing   Wishful Thinking   You've Really Gone and Done It Now

Related Songs

  My Friend - You  My Friend - YOU  You (All I Want Is) - You  Superstar - You  You - You  Radio - You  Hold Me - You  Back With Him - You  Bad Person - You  Ten Sharp - You  LA Lindsay - You  Moviekiss - You  Easy - You  Brisby & Jingles - You  Good Intentions - You  Heart That Remains - You  How To Say Goodbye - You  You Are What You Are - Christina Aguilera  You Are What You Are - Get Scared  Starcadia - You And What Army  Epidemic - You And What Army  25200 Degrees - You And What Army  Zero Gravity - You And What Army  Space and Time - You And What Army  Supernova - You And What Army  At Lightspeed - You And What Army  Ascension - You And What Army  Watch Me Fly - You And What Army  I Am The Navigator - You And What Army  Hypervelocity - You And What Army  The End of the Beginning - You And What Army  What You Are - Jewel  What Are You? - Bonnie 'Prince' Billy  What You Are - One Less Reason  What you are - Palo Alto  What You Are - Jandek  What You Are - Peter Kingsbery  What You Are - Five Bolt Main  What You Are - Frontier Ruckus  What you are - Sacha Sacket  What You Are - Five.Bolt.Main  What Are You? - Paulson  What You Are - Lionel Richie  What Are You - David Gray  What You Are - Typecast  What You Are - paloalto  What You Are...  What You Are - Dave Matthews  What You Are - Audioslave  What You Are - Adelitas Way  What You Are - Patty Griffin  What You Are - Lionel Richie  What You Are - The Cranberries  What Are You? - David Gray  What You Are - Drill  What You Are - Joan Osborne  What Are You? - Bonnie Prince Billy  What Are You - RUN  What You Are - Vision Of Disorder  The Dramatist - Where Are You Houston  Gravity - You Are I Am  Wear You Down - It Hugs Back  You Wear Flowers - Peter Breinholt  You Wear Heaven - Billie Myers  Wear You Out - TV On The Radio  Wear You Out - Buddy Guy  You Could Say...  You Are What You Are (Beautiful)...  You Are What You Eat - Jesse Dyen  You Are What You Eat - Smash Potatoer  You Are What You Love - Jenny Lewis  You Know What You Are? - Nine Inch Nails  You Are What You Is - Frank Zappa  You Are What You Love - Rilo Kiley  You Know What You Are - Nine Inch Nails  You Know What You Are - Ministry  You Are What You Think - Death  You Are What You Eat - Keller Williams  You Know What You Are - Canadian Winter  You Are What You Love...  You Are What You Do - The Moffatts  You Are What You Do - Moffatts  You Know What You Are - Psyclon Nine  What To Wear - Taylor Swift  What To Wear - Danielson Famile  Within Your Soul - Dear You  Wake Me Up - Dear You  MyBloodyJesusExplorerOnFire - You Slut!  These Halls - Enemy You  72 Hours - Enemy You  Your Way - Enemy You  Ex Machina - Enemy You  Plastic - Enemy You  Something New - Enemy You  Television - You Won't  Run to Me - Double You  We All Need Love - Double You  Part Time Lover - Double You  Dancing with an Angel - Double You  Looking at My Girl - Double You  Why - Double You  You Are My World - Double You  Drive - Double You  Let Me Go - Beautiful You  Comedown (Bush cover) - Beautiful You  Through Nose or Mouth - Through You  Culo - Through You  Heart of Glass - Double You  Missing You - Double You  Me and You - Double You  Taking Over - Hey You  Annie - Dear You  Bridges - Dear You  You Are the One - Double You  Rebel Rebel - Double You  Got to Love - Double You  You Are the One - Double You  I Gave You All - Double You  What Did You Do (With My Love) - Double You  Gonna Be My Baby - Double You  Part-Time Lover - Double You  Run Come Rally - Yabby You  Covetous men - Yabby You  Three Car Garage - You Won't  Fryer - You Won't  Who Knew - You Won't  Fat and Happy - You Won't  Like A River - After You  Sweep Me Away - After You  Hopes Nocturne - After You  Don't Look Back (Acoustic) - After You  Luckiest Man Alive - After You  Locked In Time - After You  All Good Things - Enemy You  Japanese Tittle [Instrumental] - Reiri You  Waiting for . . . [Instrumental] - Reiri You  Second Guess - You+Me  From a Closet in Norway (Oslo Blues) - You+Me  Realize - You Won't  Skeptic Goodbye - You Won't  Ten Years Old - You Won't  Just Can't Say - You Won't  Dance Moves - You Won't  Old Idea - You Won't  Because I'm Loving You - Double You  Please Don't Go - Double You  Automaton - Enemy You  Younger Days - Enemy You  Lock-Out - Enemy You  Break Away - Enemy You  Lord Of The Flies - Enemy You  (We Want) Someone To Blame - Enemy You  By Design - Enemy You  Awake - Enemy You  All Good Things… - Enemy You  City of Lost Children - Enemy You  Sleep - Enemy You  Enemy You - Enemy You  Where Noone Knows My Name - Enemy You  Unbeliever - You+me  You And Me - You+me  Gently - You+me  Open Door - You+me  Love Gone Wrong - You+me  From A Closet In Norway - You+me  No Ordinary Love - You+me  Break The Cycle - You+me  Unbeliever - You+me  Capsized - You+me  11.43 - Mister You  Pietro Beretta - Mister You  Mister Mister - Mister You  Passe-passe - Mister You  Le prince - Mister You  Younited - Mister You  Chambre 1408 - Mister You  Room Service - Mister You  3.5.7 - Mister You  J'voulais - Mister You  Gracias - Mister You  Byul - You+me  What Are You For? - All  What Are You Wearing? - Butter 08  Do What You Are - The Shamen  What Are You Thinking?...  What Are You On? - East River Pipe  Be What You Are - Engineers  What You Are [Acoustic] - Jewel  Become What You Are - Merchandise  Say What You Are - The Holy Shroud  What Are You Doing - Mark Wills  That's what you are - Amerie  What Are You Thinking - Self  What Are You Like - Indigo Girls  What Are You Thinking - Sick Puppies  Be What You Are - The Staple Singers  Mrs. What You Are - Assembly Of Dust  What Are You Like? - Indigo Girls  What Colour Are You?...  What Are You At? - Great Big Sea