There's a fruit store on our street
It's run by a Greek.
And he keeps good things to eat
But you should hear him speak!
When you ask him anything, he never answers no.
He just yeses you to death, and as he takes your dough
He tells you
Yes, we have no bananas
We have-a no bananas today.
We've string beans, and onions
Cabbageses, and scallions,
And all sorts of fruit and say
We have an old fashioned to-mah-to
A Long Island po-tah-to
But yes, we have no bananas.
We have no bananas today.
Business got so good for him that he wrote home today,
Send me Pete and Nick and Jim; I need help right away.
When he got them in the store, there was fun, you bet.
Someone asked for sparrow grass and then the whole quartet
All answered
Yes, we have no bananas
We have-a no bananas today.
Just try those coconuts
Those walnuts and doughnuts
There ain't many nuts like they.
We'll sell you two kinds of red herring,
Dark brown, and ball-bearing.
But yes, we have no bananas
We have no bananas today.
Yes, we are very sorry to inform you
That we are entirely out of the fruit in question
The afore-mentioned vegetable
Bearing the cognomen Banana.
We might induce you to accept a substitute less desirable,
But that is not the policy at this internationally famous green
grocery.
I should say not. No no no no no no no.
But may we suggest that you sample our five o'clock tea
Which we feel certain will tempt your pallet?
However we regret that after a diligent search
Of the premises
By our entire staff
We can positively affirm without fear of contradiction
That our raspberries are delicious; really delicious
Very delicious
But we have no bananas today.
Yes, we gotta no banana
No banana
We gotta no banana today.
I sella you no banana.
Hey, Marianna, you gotta no banana?
Why this man, he no believe-a what I say.
Now whatta you want mister?
You wanna buy twelve for a quarter?
No? well, just a oneofadozen?
I'm-a gonna calla my daughter.
Hey, Marianna
You gotta piana
Yes, banana, no
No, yes, no bananas today
We gotta no bananas.
Yes, we gotta no bananas today.
Yes! We Have No Bananas
Anthony Newley
Purchase "Yes! We Have No Bananas"
Purchase Entire Album
Email Video to Friends Play Youtube "Yes! We Have No Bananas" Video
Play Spotify "Yes! We Have No Bananas" Song
View Wikipedia "Yes! We Have No Bananas"
Entry
Receive Emails for Future Anthony Newley Lyrics
Link to "Yes! We Have No Bananas"
Share on Facebook, Twitter, and more
See Recommended Lyrics For You
Share:
Copied!
Loading...
Lyrics by Anthony Newley
All or Nothing at All By Myself Bye Bye Blackbird Bye, Bye, Blackbird Cheer Up, Charlie Cheer Up, Charlie [From Willy Wonka and the Chocol... Coventry Carol Do You Mind Do You Mind? For All We Know Goldfinger Gone With the Wind I Don't Want to Set the World in Fire I Don't Want to Set the World on Fire I Guess I'll Have to Change My Plan I See Your Face Before Me Idle On Parade If I Were a Rich Man It's a Musical World It's the Talk of the Town Like Someone in Love Lonely Boy Overchewer Pack Up Your Troubles in Your Old Kitbag Personality Pop Goes The Weasel Pure Imagination Pure Imagination [#] Pure Imagination [From Willy Wonka and the Chocola... Solitude Some Other Spring Speak Low Sunrise, Sunset Talk to the Animals Talk to the Animals [From the Film doctor Doolitle... The Candy Man The Candy Man [From Willy Wonka and the Chocolate ... The Conventry Carol The Coventry Carol The Party's Over The People Tree The People Tree [From the Good Old Bad Days] The Thrill Is Gone This Is the Beginning of the End What Now My Love When Your Lover Has Gone Why You Are Too Beautiful
Related Songs
Yes! We Have No Bananas - Carnival in Coal
Yes, We Have No Bananas - Louis Prima
Yes! We Have No Bananas - Louis Prima
30,000 Pounds of Bananas - Harry Chapin
But, We Have No Bananas - Ksmb
Thirty Tousand Pounds Of Bananas - Chapin Harry
Thirty Thousand Pounds Of Bananas - Chapin Harry
Liberate (Bananas) - Slipknot
Bananas - Titãs
I'm Going Bananas - Madonna
Benjamin Calypso - Joseph
Benjamin Calypso...
Benjamin Calypso - Andrew Lloyd Webber
Kingsize - Jenny Hval
Odd Primates, Abra-Catashtophe...
Banana (feat. Swings & JC Jieun) - G.NA
Benjamin Calypso (Joseph And The Amazing Technicol...
Benjamin Calypso - Tim Rice
Banana - G.NA
Yes No Yes - After School
Grandma Plays the Numbers - Wynonie Harris
Cinque Milla - Dana International
Chinque Milla - Dana International
Say Yes - Radical Something
A Bunch of Bananas (The Heming Way)...
With a Hip - Echo & The Bunnymen
With A Hip - Echo & The Bunnymen
Drip! Drip! Drip! - Holy Molar
Bananas To The Beat - Yellow
THIS AIN'T HAVANA - The Ramones
This Ain't Havana - Ramones
Bananas To The Beat - Yello
Sheena - Trader Horne
Bananas - Baddiel Skinner And The Lightning Seeds
Bananas - That 1 Guy
Bananas - Deep Purple
Bananas - Finger Eleven
Bananas - Queen Latifah
Bananas - Pizzicato Five
This Ain't Havana - Ramones
Bananas And Blow - Ween
Yellow is a Mellow Color...
Yes & No - Venus Hum
Yes/No - The Futureheads
Yes/No - Bunky
Yes No - Crystal Castles
Yes/No - The Young Rapscallions
No / Yes - Queen Latifah
Yes? No? - Arashi
No/ Yes - Queen Latifah
No\/Yes - Queen Latifah
Apples, Peaches, Bananas and Pears - Monkees
Touch Down - T.I.
Tuttifrutti Summerlove...
Apples & Bananas - Asher Roth
Norrköping - Laakso
Blueberry Pie - Bette Midler
Bananas And Cream - Kinky Friedman
Bananas In Pyjamas - Childrens Lyrics
No!Yes!God!Yes! - Brideandgroom
Donkey Kong Country With - Brentalfloss
West End Girls (Pet Shop Boys Cover)...
Divisive - We Have Band
Centrefolds and Empty Screens - We Have Band
Piano - We Have Band
Buffet - We Have Band
Hear It In The Cans - We Have Band
Love What You Doing - We Have Band
Honeytrap - We Have Band
How To Make Friends - We Have Band
Hero Knows - We Have Band
WHB - We Have Band
Oh! - We Have Band
You've Had Band - We Have Band
You Came Out - We Have Band
Watertight - We Have Band
Modulate - We Have Band
Visionary - We Have Band
Someone - We Have Band
100 Rounds - Lil Durk
Yes You Have - Leeland
We Have No Secrets - Carly Simon
We Have No Clue - Burning Mona Lisa
We Have No Talent - Dogwood
The Banana Splits - Articolo 31
With A Hip - Echo and the Bunnymen
With a Hip [DVD] - Echo & the Bunnymen
Shoutout My Bitches - K Camp
Monkey Eats Bananas - Princess Chelsea
Poison Bananas - The Game
Plastic or Paper [*] - The Bobs
Plastic Or Paper - Bobs
I Got Ya'll - Lil' Bow Wow
Yes We Can - Made in Mexico
Yes, We Care - Rotersand
Yes We Can - Allen Toussaint
Yes We Can - Lee Dorsey
Yes We Can - Harry Connick, Jr.
Yes We Can - The Naked Brothers Band
Yes We Can - Same Vibration
Yes We Can - Oscar Zia
Yes We Can - will.i.am
Yes We Can - John Martyn
Yes We Can - Will I Am
Yes We Can - Muppets
Yes We Do - Turk
Yes We Die - Dagoba
Yes We Can - Boy George
Yes We Faded - Keys N Krates
Yes We Can - Nick Jonas & The Administration
Yes We Do - Mack 10
True Religion Fiend - Chief Keef
So F'n Beautiful - Mishon
Tread Water - De La Soul
Lazy, Flawed + Hopeless - Brazzaville
MTV - Deep Purple
Yes or No - The Go-Go's
No Or Yes - Late Night Alumni
Yes and No - The Shivers
Yes or No - The Fresh & Onlys
Yes or No - Patrice
Yes Or No - Patrice
Yes Or No - JoJo
Yes Or No - Sonny James
Yes, No, Maybe - Trey Songz
Yes Or No - Nine Muses
Yes Or No - UP10TION
Yes Or No - Zico
Yes Or No - A Prince
No More Yes - Kim Kyu Jong
Yes Or No - Claude
Vitamin B - The El Loco Fwaba Xperience
Cafeteria Bananas - Hella
Going Bananas - Taylor Swift
Shit (Bananas) - Gwen Stefani
Apples & Bananas - Asher Roth
Toast & Bananas - Blink 182
Green Bananas - Jake Owen
Guabi Guabi - Ramblin' Jack Elliott
Knock Me a Kiss - Jimmy Rushing
Knock Me a Kiss - The Delta Rhythm Boys
Knock Me a Kiss - Ruth Brown
Knock Me a Kiss - Louis Jordan
Knock Me A Kiss - Dakota Staton
I Got Ya'll - Bow Wow
Apples and Bananas - Raffi
Apples And Bananas - Children
Fourteen - Beat Happening
The Monkey Song - Arrogant Worms
Mmm... Uh - Alisa Geliss
Little Suzzie Shallow Throat - David Allan Coe
Rubber Rocket - Electric Six
Knock Me a Kiss - B.B. King
Insects Don't Eat Bananas - Joan Of Arc
Yes, Yes, Yes - Hey Rosetta
Yes Yes Yes - Foxy Shazam!
Yes, Yes, Yes - Barenaked Ladies
Yes! Yes!! Yes!!! - Barenaked Ladies
Yes Yes Yes - Barenaked Ladies
Yes, Yes, Yes - Bill Cosby
Yes Yes Yes - Hey Rosetta!
Wacky Women - Sparks
We Have No White Flags - After the Sirens
We Have No White Flags - After The Sirens
Bananas In Pajamas - N Sync
Nobody Likes Me - Alice Cooper
Let's Call The Whole Thing Off...
The Banana Splits (The Tra La La Song)...
Banana Splits - The Dickies
Per Qualche Dollaro In Piu [For a Few Dollars More...
Patito De Hule - Liquits
Bananas In Pajamas - 'n Sync
Knock Me a Kiss - Ella Fitzgerald
Knock Me a Kiss - Nat King Cole
Nobody Here But Us Frogs - Weird Al Yankovic
Nobody Likes Me (demo) - Alice Cooper
Nobody Likes Me (Demo) - Cooper Alice
Ain't It The Life - Mischief Brew
Hollaback Girl [Album Version] - Gwen Stefani
Hollaback Girl - Outstanding
Hollaback Girl [Album Version (Explicit)] [Version...
Hollaback Girl - Girl Authority
Hollaback Girl [Hollatronix Remix by Diplo]...
Hollaback Girl [Multimedia Track] - Gwen Stefani
Hollaback Girl - Hit Crew
Hollaback Girl [DVD] - Gwen Stefani
Hollaback Girl [Hollatronix Remix by Diplo][*]...
Hollaback Girl [Dance Hollaback Remix by Tony Kana...
Hollaback Girl - The Starlite Singers
Hollaback Girl [Remix] - Gwen Stefani
Hollaback Girl - SNSD
Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani
Holla Back Girl - Gwen Stefani
FruityRelationships - Blood Duster
Yes Yes - The Colourist
Yes Yes - Operator Please
Yes Yes - Carman
Vladivostock - Luke Doucet
Fuckin Beautiful - Mishon
In A Foriegn Land - The Kinks
