i'm not a role model, but i'm a grown mannwithout kids and i can't play a direct handnin your son or daughter's lives so treat them right - i'm busyntake 'em to the park, toss the frisbeenshow them what disney spent a lot of money onnpeel them off'a the couch and make 'em run a marathonnnif you ever discover marijuana parapheneliancarefully hidden in their bedroom area,npunch 'em hard enough to paralyze themnand then embarass them,ncarry them onto the school's property and bury themnneck deep in concrete and call the cops.ninterrogate your kid until they tell you who sold them potnwhen they give you a name, you know the gamenno matter what you gotta do to lock 'em up, including a frame - do it!nand if the dealer is underage,nplunge a thunderous punch at his lungsnamaze everybody watching with your brute forcenyou turned a 16 year-old pot dealer into a cold corpsennyou did it for justice, you did it for lovennow go and get your kid some respectable drugsnlike prozac, adderall, ritalinnand wash it down with some flinstone vitamins
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