I woke up white todaynAnd everything went right todaynI woke up white today and everything was a-OKnnI woke up CaucasiannHad a realizationnI should take advantagenOf this fucked up situationnnI walk up in a storenI don't get hard looks no morenI'll go rob a bank real fastnAnd surely they'll blame yournnBlack AssnBlack AssnBlack AssnBlack AssnnI woke up white today and everything went right todaynEveryone said hi to me cause I exude excellencynI'm starched and yuppified no way I make you terrifiednI'ma go electric slide my way up to the uppernnEast SidenEast SidenEast SidenEast SidennI'm the embodiment of a fine upstanding citizennAnd the cops just drive on by even though I'm super highnI know black folks real well cause I watch me some Dave ChapellenIn a fancy restaurant they don't assume I wantnnChickennChickennChickennChickennnHey hey I woke up white todaynWoke up white todaynnI woke up white today and everything went right todaynI woke up white today and everything was a-OKnI woke up Caucasian had a realizationnI should take advantage of this fucked up situationnnWoke up white todaynTrue story