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Why Did I Marry a Beekeeper?
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Let me put you in the picture,nI’d rather jump in a cement mixer,nThan spend another minute of my life,nWith you my beekeeping wife.nnCan you remember what we were,nBefore you took up apiculture?nCan you remember what we were,nBefore you took up apiculture?nnWe both have hobbies, it’s only fair,nBut recently I’ve become aware,nThat you never spend any time with me,nBecause you’re always tending to some bee.nnCan you remember what we were,nBefore you took up apiculture?nCan you remember what we were,nBefore you took up apiculture?nnI love you but it’s just not funny,nYou’re always down the hives collecting honey,nWhy don’t you talk to me instead?nAnd take your protective clothing off in bed,nYou’re always out there with the swarm,nYou’ve left me here so lovelorn,nI cannot live with an apiarist,nSo I’m going down the beehives and I’m going to slit my wrists.n


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