[Big Ed] (Da Diiiiiiiick)nnI'm having a big problem, or should I say difficulty?nWith my body's facultynMy wood ain't acting right, as soon as I got this girl to act right nSeduced her to give up the ass on the first nightnHer name is Cynthia, hell of a body that will send for yanBackstage, D.C, had my niggas go send for hernShe spotted me and she said nI was just wondering why they call you Big Ed?nNow that's the million dollar question hon'nLet just say in the sack I'm known to make a runnForget about it, cause I'll hit you with that pressurenCan't wait to undress ya, with your fine ass lookin' like Vanessan5'11, light skin, green eyes and convaciosnDefintely lickable in delicate placesnNot tonight though, strickly just to dick down nGot to the telly, honey laid down, pulled the pannies way downnAin't got time to waste now, she's tuggin' at my waist nownDropped my pants, dropped my drawers, and whipped it outnInserted into her mouth, she wrapped her head around the earnShe let me watch my dick disappear, reappearnI rubbed the cat, finger fucked it, she grabbed my hand and sucked itnAnd in the other hand nothing but dicknI got my jim-hand but when I tried to put it on nMy hard-on was gone nI told my dick Attention salutenBut he didn't, insuborate motheruckernWhat happened to the rocka rocka motherfucker?nThen he spoked, spoked me I almost chokednOn my spit, this is ricdoulousnI'm looking at my piece like whose dick is this?n(Who Am I? I'm the nigga that made younI'm the reason why all the honies laid younI got 'em doing all that freaky shit they donReprations overdue)nNigga hold up, reprations? (Yeah I said it)nNow what you mean you got me pussy? (Oh I didn't get it?)n(Only thing you did was brag about menTelling 'em how I'm hangin' like Nights of the BoogienAll in the your raps, all in your convonyou building curosity straight from the get-gonYou know, and I know, that she wants to knownAnd she ain't gonna go, until she knows how long I grow)nNigga I got it from the game I spit nI enticed the mind way before she saw the dicknWhat you mean you made me? I'm the that bust the rapsnBust the gats (Yeah but I got the nuts to go do thatnHoes I run through that) nFool when I walk in the spot they be like who that?n(Nigga they be lookin' at the bulge in your pantsnThe size of your feet and hands, peepin' out your stancenMusclar, six pack, don't mean shitnThey leave your stupid ass if you go impatentnNigga you ain't shit without me, can't do shit without menCause every women loves a big fat stiffynThat she can sit on, direct and cream onnAnd if I don't rise up, best believe she's gonenAlot of women want their cats lickednBut it takes a backseat to some bomb dicknEven money won't do the trick, she'll get tired of the shitnShe'll start sneaking around hunting for some dicknThe want from you to lift shit, fix shit nYou wouldn't be around if you weren't attached to dicknI'm in control, I'm the brain's extensionnNo matter you postition, just look at Bill ClintonnDykes hate you but buy me off the shelf)nMan nigga fuck you (Nawl that's bad for your healthnAnd while we on the topic, this bad hoe you wanna stabnCan't fuck with her dogg, she got crabsnAnd they'll get in my afro, oh hell nonLet's just bust from flacio, cause she'll go)n*door slams*nn