You turn the oven on, I'll light a matchnYou stick your head in the ovennWe'll all go up in one big flashnWon't dial nine one one, they shut off the phonenI had the money oncenI'd rather we had a happy homenn[Chorus:]nWhich one of the two of us is gonna burn this house downnWhich one of the two of us will burn it right downnWhich one of us is gonna burn this house downnnTell me so so I can find outnSo I can try and put it out nBecause the best thing to do for fire prevention weeknIs if me and you could just not speaknnYou know how to wind me up, just talk about himnMention his name just one more timenAnd no one's ever gonna see him againnChicken with a lit cigarette don't scare a guy like menYou can burn a hole in your handnJust don't burn a hole in the sheetsnn[Chorus]nnLet me know in advance, so maybe there can be a chancenIf we line the place with fireproof sheetsnWe'll just make it through the weeknnOh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh [x2]nnYou got a big book of matches in your handnEach one you light makes me less of a mannThat faggot in a jacket don't scare a man like menTake it out on him, don't take it out on menn[Chorus]nnTell me your desire, so I can put out your firenIf I see the cops coming down the streetnI know which one I'm gonna meetnn[Chorus]