I can't believe what ChristmasnHas come to todaynAll these atheists and judgesnTryin' to take it awaynNo carols in our public schoolsnNo trees in city hallnAnd they wish you Season's GreetingsnAt the shopping mallnAin't you sick of it all?nnWell, there's a War on ChristmasnIt's under attacknBut this year America is taking it backnSeparate church and statenThat's what some lawyer saidnI say it's time we separated him from his headnYou can call me un-ChristiannBut that's not truen'Cause have I got a present for younnIt's the thought that counts!nnChristmas is as American as apple pienIt's the late December version of thenFourth of JulynAnd they may go by a different namenBut Uncle Sam and Santa ClausnAre one and the samennSo boys, take aim!nnWell, there's a War on ChristmasnIt's under attacknBut this year America is taking it backnSeparate church and statenThat's what some liberal saidnI say it's time we liberated him from his headnYou can call me un-ChristiannBut that's not truenBuddy, I got a present for younnI hope it's the right size!nnOh say can you see this ChristmasnBaby Jesus, 'tis of theenI'm placing 50 shining stars atopnThe Statue of LiberTreenThen I'll go and jingle the Liberty BellnHost Old Glory with an elfnIf you say I can't deck my hallsnThen I'll deck you myself!nnWell, there's a War on ChristmasnIt's under attacknBut this year old St. Nicholas is taking it backnHe's firing guns from his reindeernDropping bombs from his slednThis year if you're are not then you're as good as deadnHe wears red and whitenBut you can throw in bluenAnd has he got a present for younnSt. Toby's got one too!nYeah, we got a present for younAs in the A-C-L-UnnEasy Rudolph!nDown, boy!