Its just a crush, a terrible fixation you'll end up overrunnI admire your effort its brave, but I'm crazier then crazy, I've stared at the sunnIt's all a mistake someone mixed up our names, and I was shot in little Johny's placenSomewhere there's a quiver missing an arrow, and a myth laughing in my facenn[chorus]nSo hold me now. I couldn't wait it outnIf there's one thing I'm good for I'm good for nothingnSo put me down. That's what I'm all aboutnIf you want me to stay its gotta' be all or nothingnIt's getting weirder, it's getting weirder she put me downnFear her I've come to fear her, I'll shut her outnBetter its any betternNever I swore Id never!nPut me under that microscope doctornI want to see my brainsnIt's a party it's a celebrationnThe whole hospital was savednGive me that scalpel you doctor assassinsnLet them die on their ownnAnd patch them up with a colorful band aidnTo make them feel at homennDon't you see what you're doing is cruel, nI told you I don't know how to have a friendnGive me a call when you graduate school, nWe'll talk to forever and back againnHow do you kiss the most beautiful girl in the world, without getting macednWinning her over is next to impossible its a never ending chasenn[Chorus]nnFour score and seven years ago,nwas my very fist case of a broken heartnContinuing traditions that my childhood made, nI'm sticking with my story of a tragic startnHarnessing the echoes of a troubled past, I'm sleeping in the local saloonnStealing his girlfriend then kicking his trash, I'm avenging rocky raccoon!n