Take a roll, I'm a 20-sided die
Show all the people where your skill points lie
You'll be a dwarf, I'll be a barbarian
We could get married and teach our kids to fight
Have you ever been to Forgotten Realms?
We could meet a sorcerer with wicked spells
And now it's a three-member party
Won't that be fun, won't that be fun?
Take a page out of the unicorn bible and dance all night
Under the light of the dragon's flame
Our luck gives us extra hit points that last all night
Among the line of the cosmic wave
After our campaign has come to an end
We can reenact our battles with all our friends
I will wear my steel-plated teddy
If you wear your chain mail bra
We can meet of sexy combat and clash our swords
And joust with my big pole
And if you die, I can bring you back
With a spell of resurrection with your hot booty (?)
Take a page out of the unicorn bible and dance all night
Under the light of the dragon's flame
Our luck gives us extra hit points that last all night
Among the line of the cosmic wave (x2)
[talking]
Here it goes
Draw your sword
Cast a spell
Use my axe
It's on the run
We got it now
You'll like the gold
Don't hold on
Take a page out of the unicorn bible and dance all night
Under the light of the dragon's flame
Our luck gives us extra hit points that last all night
Among the line of the cosmic wave (x2)
Unicorn Bible
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