Uber (feat. Mike Jones)
Mac Miller

[Intro: Mac Miller]

Who put the spiders in my apple sauce?

Took the pins out my hand grenade?

Somebody said that I deserve to die

I looked him in the eye and said the devil's not circumcised

Who put spiders in my apple sauce?

Took the pins out my hand grenade?

Somebody told that I deserve to die

I looked him in the eye and said the devil not circumcised


[Verse 1: Mac Miller]

So play me a song on the guitar

Got a rainforest in my cigar

There's knots in my yo-yo string

Put a crown on my stallion, I'm the Polo king

I fell in love with a go-go dancer, she's a single mom

The underdog, I like to play the game with Diddy Kong

She the god type, throw that bitch a Klondike

Everything is alright, see it's written in the Psalms

I told her I get rich off my little songs

Gave her a billion reasons that she should come along

Immediately, she dropped her shit

But everywhere I go, they tell me Watch your bitch!

God damn! I guess I got another one

Good vibrations, Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch

I put the gourmet flavors inside the honey blunt

Got my head underwater but I ain't comin' up

Fuck air, my bitch's ass is like a plump pear

And she ain't pretty or ugly, I say she's just fair

Man this life is unfair


[Hook: Mac Miller]

Okay I'm parkin' lot pimpin', I got nothin' to lose

And I'ma do this 'til I'm a hundred and two


Why you tryna stunt when we stuntin' on you?

I said I'm parkin' lot pimpin', I got nothin' to do

And I'ma do this 'til I'm a hundred and two

Why you tryna stunt when we stuntin' on you?


[Verse 2: Mac Miller]

I'm readin' old Playboy magazines

Somethin' from the 50's when the journalism had it's peak

You play the background, you just a member of the faculty

I'm actually out here decision makin'

Had to get my shit together, I was missin' payments

I just pray to God that my lady isn't famous

She threw the gown on and we hit the banquet

She got her own stories, just let the bitch explain it


[Verse 3: Mike Jones]

Mac, I think the girl that you speakin' 'bout

Was in fact the same chick, late night, creepin' out

Sneakin' out, my homie knew it, told me keep an eye

Found out she was twerkin', found out she wasn't workin'

The whole game switched when my man hit

Got me rollin' in a circle, top down, blowin' purple

Seen the parkin' lot, I'm 'bout to crawl up like a turtle

Seen the parkin' lot, I'm 'bout to crawl up like a turtle

Swang, switchin' lane to lane, still tippin'

Trunk up, top down, call it parkin' lot pimpin'

Mike Jones, switchin' lane to lane, still tippin'

Trunk up, top down, call it parkin' lot pimpin'


[Hook: Mac Miller]


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Vinny Radio   Clubhouse   Cold   Cold Feet   Colors And Shapes   Come Around   Confessions Of A Cash Register   Congratulations   CPR   Cruise Control   Cruisin'   Crushin' Round The Clock   Crushin’ Round The Clock   Cut the Check   Dang   Dang!   Day One   Day One , A Song About Nothing   Day One, A Song About Nothing   Day One: A Song About Nothing   Days   Death Of The Emcee   Death Of The MC   Definition Of Cool   Desperado   Diablo   Diamonds & Gold   Diamonds & Gold   Diamonds & Gold   Diamonds And Gold   Dig That   DJ Semtex (Freestyle)   Dog Pound   Don't Mind If I Do   Don't Mind If I Do   Donald Trump   Doodling In The Key Of C Sharp   Doodling In The Key Of C-Sharp   Doors   Down The Rabbit Hole   Dr. Thomas   Earth   Eggs Aisle   English Lane   Erica's House   Erica's House   Erica’s House   Face In The Crowd   Face The Facts   Family First   Fight The Feeling   First Day of My Life   First Day Of My Life (Bright Eyes Cover)   Fly In Her Nikes   Foolin' Around   Frick Park Market   Frick Park Market (Single)   Friends   Friends (feat. Schoolboy Q)   Fuck Em All   Funeral   Funk Flex Freestyle   Futuristic Funk   Gees   Gees - feat. Schoolboy Q   Genius   Get 'Em Up   Get Em Up   Get It In The Floor   Get It On The Floor   Get Up   Get Up!   Girls In The Palm Of My Hand   Glow   God Is Fair, Sexy, Nasty   Good Evening   Goosebumps   GooseBumpz   Got A Clue   Grand Finale   Grandpa Used To Carry A Flask   Halo   Happy   Happy Birthday   He Who Ate All The Caviar   Headaches Migraines   Here We Go   Hole in My Pocket   Hole In My Pocket   Hos Go Crazy   I Am Who Am   I Am Who Am (Killin' Time)   I Am Who Am (Killin\u2019 Time   I Come In Peace   I Got This Beat In My Head   I Love High School   I Love Life, Thank You   I'll Be There   I'm Not Real   I'm Outside   I'm Ready   I'm Not Real   I’ll Be There   I’m Ready   Ignorant   Ill Be There   In The Air   In the Bag   In The Morning   Incompatible   Inside Outside   Insomniak   Insomniak (feat. 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(Single)   Salamander   San Francisco   SBTV   Sds   Senior Skip Day   She Said   Skin   Skys The Limit   Smile Back   Smoke Signal   Smoke Signals   Snap Back   Snooze   So Far to Go   So What   Someone Like You   Soulmate   Sound Like   Speed Racer   Stay   Sunlight   Suplexes Inside Of Complexes And Duplexes   Suspicions   Swing Set   Talk About   Thanks For Coming Out   The Festival   The Finer Things   The Grow Op   The High Life   The Jesuits   The Miller Family Reunion   The Mourning After   The Question   The Question (Live)   The Scoop On Heaven   The Spins   The Star Room   The Star Room (Original Version)   The Star Room / Killin' Time (Live)   The Way   The Way [Spanglish Version] [Version]   Therapy   These Dayz   These Dayz (Dope Awprah)   Thoughts From A Balcony   Three Blind Mice   Thugz Mansion   Thumbalina   Thumbalina From The Block   Time Flies   Time Goes   Time Of My Life   Traffic In The Sky   Traveling Man   Travellin' Man '09   Trippin' Out   Turkey Love   Two Matches   Uber   Under The Weather   Unfaithful   Up All Night   Vertigo   Vitamins   Wake Up   Walkin Home   Walkin' Home   Watching Movie   Watching Movies   Watching Movies (Live)   We   Wear My Hat   Wedding   Weekend   What Do You Do   What Do You Do (feat. 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