Why are we racing to be so old?
I'm up late pacing the floor
I won't be told
You have your reservations
I'm bought and sold
I'll face the music
I'll face the facts
Even when we walk in polka dots and checker slacks
Bowing and squawking
Running after tidbits
Bobbing and squinting
Just like a nitwit
[Chorus]
Two little Hitlers will fight it out until
One little Hitler does the other one's will
I will return
I will not burn
Down in the basement
I need my head examined
I need my eyes excited
I'd like to join the party
But I was not invited
You make a member of me
I'll be delighted
I wouldn't cry for lost souls, you might drown
Dirty words for dirty minds
Written in a toilet town
Dial me a Valentine
She's a smooth operator
It's all so calculated
She's got a calculator
She's my soft touch typewriter
And I'm the great dictator
[Chorus]
A simple game of self-respect
You flick a switch and the world goes off
Nobody jumps as you expect
I would have thought you would have had enough by now
You call selective dating
For some effective mating
I thought I'd let you down, dear
But you were just deflating
I knew right from the start
We'd end up hating
Pictures of the merchandise
Plastered on the wall
We can look so long as we don't have to talk at all
You say you'll never know him
He's an unnatural man
He doesn't want your pleasure
He wants as no one can
He wants to know the names of
All those he's better than
[Chorus]
[Repeats]
I will return
I will not burn
Two Little Hitlers
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(The Angels Wanna Wear My) Red Shoes 5ive Gears in Reverse A Good Year for the Roses A Town Called Big Nothing (Really Big Nothing) [*] Accidents Will Happen Accidents Will Happen [Live][*] Alison Alison [Live][*] All These Things [*] Almost Blue Almost Ideal Eyes Almost Ideal Eyes Almost Ideal Eyes And in Every Home Baby's Got A Brand New Hairdo Basement Kiss Beyond Belief Big Boys Big Boys Big Sister Big Sister's Clothes Big Tears Black & White World Black & White World [*] Black & White World [#] Blame It on Cain Blame It on Cain Blue Chair Boy With a Problem Boy With a Problem [*] Brilliant Mistake Busy Bodies Charm School Chemistry Class Clean Money Clean Money [*] Clowntime Is Over No. 2 Clubland Clubland [Alternate Take] Colour of the Blues Crawling to the USA Crawling to the USA [*] Deportee [Alternate Take][#][*] Different Finger Everyday I Write the Book Everyday I Write the Book [Live][*] Fish ’n’ Chip Paper Forgive Her Anything [*] From a Whisper to a Scream From Head to Toe From Head to Toe [*] Get Yourself Another Fool [*] Gloomy Sunday [*] Good Year for the Roses Goon Squad Green Shirt Green Shirt Hand in Hand Heathen Town Heathen Town [*] High Fidelity Home Is Anywhere You Hang Your Head Honey Are You Straight or Are You Blind? Honey Hush How Much I Lied Human Hands I Stand Accused I Turn Around I Turn Around [*] I Wanna Be Loved I Want You Indoor Fireworks Jack of All Parades Joe Porterhouse Jump Up Just a Memory Kid About It Kid About It [Alternate Version][*] King of Thieves Leave My Kitten Alone [*] Less Than Zero Less Than Zero (Dallas Version) [Live at the el Mo... Let Them All Talk Lip Service Lip Service (Live) Lip Service [Live at Hollywood High] [#] Lip Service [Live at the el Mocambo] Lipstick Vogue Lipstick Vogue [Live at Hollywood High] Lipstick Vogue [Live at the el Mocambo] Little Goody Two Shoes (Alternate Version) Little Savage Little Triggers Little Triggers [Live at the el Mocambo] Living in Paradise Lovable Love Went Mad Lovers Walk Luxembourg Men Called Uncle Miracle Man Miracle Man [Live at Hollywood High] [#] Moods for Moderns Mouth Almighty My Funny Valentine [*] Mystery Dance Mystery Dance [Live at the el Mocambo] New Amsterdam New Lace Sleeves Next Time Round Night Rally No Action No Action [Live at Hollywood High] [#] No Dancing Only Flame in Town Party Girl Pay It Back Pills and Soap Poison Moon Possession Pouring Water on a Drowning Man [*] Pretty Words Psycho Pump It Up Pump It Up [Live at the el Mocambo] Radio Radio [Live at the el Mocambo] Radio, Radio Radio, Radio [Live at Hollywood High] [#] Running Out of Angels Running Out of Fools [*] Sad About Girls [*] Secondary Modern Senior Service Shabby Doll Shabby Doll [*] Shatterproof Shatterproof [*] Shipbuilding Shot With His Own Gun Sneaky Feelings So Like Candy So Young Step Inside Love Sticks and Stones Strict Time Success Sweet Dreams Talking in the Dark [*] Tears Before Bedtime Temptation Temptation [Alternate Version] The Beat The Beat [Live at the el Mocambo] The Element Within Her The Flirting Kind The Flirting Kind [*] The Greatest Thing The Invisible Man The Long Honeymoon The Long Honeymoon [Instrumental] The Only Flame in Town The Only Flame in Town [Live][#][*] The Stamping Ground [*] The World and His Wife The World and His Wife [Live][*] Tiny Steps [*] TKO (Boxing Day) Tokyo Storm Warning Tonight the Bottle Let Me Down Too Far Gone Town Cryer Town Where Time Stood Still [*] Twenty-Five to Twelve Twenty-Five to Twelve [*] Uncomplicated Waiting for the End of the World Waiting for the End of the World [Live at Hollywoo... Waiting for the End of the World [Live at the el M... Watch Your Step Watching the Detectives Watching the Detectives [Live][*] Wave a White Flag Wednesday Week [*] Welcome to the Working Week Welcome to the Working Week [Live at the el Mocamb... White Knuckles Why Don't You Love Me (Like You Used to Do)? Worthless Thing [Live][#][*] You Belong to Me You Belong to Me [Live at Hollywood High] You Belong to Me [Live at the el Mocambo] You Little Fool
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