Am I an animal? YesnAm I alive? YesnAm I a cat? NonAm I a fly? NonAm I an insect? NonAm I a dog? NonAm I a rodent? NonAm I a frog? NonAm I very very big?nVery very small? NonHave I got four legs? (???)nAny legs at all? YesnAm I a seagull? NonAm I a bird? NonCan’t be a fish? NonOh it’s getting absurd (too right)nAm I a household pet? NonDo I live in the zoo? NonDo I live in the jungle? NonCan I have a clue? No no no no no no no!nAm I a human being? Yes! Well donenIt was the only thing left you know, yea ???nBut it’s not over yet (no). You’ve got to guess which onenGuess which one, guess which one, guess which onenAm I into politics? NonAm I on TV? NonAm I really famous? NonA personality? NonAm I in authority? NonAm I in control? NonDo I work in a factory? NonAm I very very old? NonDo I know who I am? YesnAm I in this place? YesnAm I in this conversation? YesnIs there a smile on my face? Yes yesnHave I just realised that we are animals too? Yes yes!nDo I resent the torture of circuses and zoos? Yes yesnDo I condemn the hunters? Yes yesnDo I condemn the butchers and the murders too? Yes yesnAm I opposed to vivisection? Yes yes yes yes!nIs there another direction? Yes yesnBut now I’ve got two answers, but either one will donSee I knew it could be menBut now I know it could be younIt could be me, could be you, yes yesnCould be me, could be you, yes yesnCould be me, could be you, yes yesnCould be me, could be, could be you