From the second dinner date to the first long kissTo the house key, the imprint in her strong fist.To the slow dance steps she taught me in the hallwayWhisper, snuggle, lay in bed all dayI keep a heart breaker pistol in my sheetsCovering the carving of the initials on the tree trunkThe type of pressure buried seeds break underSo cold, the limbs until the leaves change colorFrom the blood loss, to the love tossLike a wooden stick to a young puppy scrapping with its litter matesScratch until he rips the drapes as he's teething on the wood that was bracketing the picket gatesBut this was our house, and we were young loversMy nerves separate to known clustersAnd look like lily pad patches in my bloodstreamAnd made the love fade, shattering the sunbeamBut there was one thing certainTogether We brushed our teeth and closed all the bedroom curtainsAnd I held her in the sheets, we didn't talk about lifeWe felt it was complete, protected by a shell and didn't speakI'm guessing my intelligence impeaked because I could not outsmart scienceFrom her trembling You're going to be a daddy smileTo my heart, the thoughts of raising up a latchkey childI had to walk nine months in her shoes'Cause these are not those dreams I can abuseSoaked, when my baby isn't braveFrom the tummy to the bottle from the cradle to the graveAnd I watched her frolic over black eye spawnSimple pleasures, jubilant confusionGuarded by the curtains of adult handsWho disinfect wounds with amniotic fluidsAnd there's an instinct of fear you knowIt's my job to make sure my daughter is protectedToo many masterpieces weren't paintedToo many painters put their signatures upon sketchesAnd I chalk them over day and black eyes sparklingSimple pleasures, jubilant confusionDrawn by the fingers of adult handsWho disinfect wounds with amniotic fluidsAnd there's an instinct to fail you knowIt's my job to make sure my sh-[Inaudible] is protected[inaudible words]And I remember pressing my ears against your pregnant bellySo I can hear what our baby still had to tell meThe fragrance of pheromones, the seasons were soberI massage my thumbs upon your overworked shouldersCooking you cheese-eggs and lukewarm puddingThinking of names, shopping for newborn footiesTeagan full of fire with a tummy full of waterWe're going to have a daughter, I'm going to be a fatherMy hands are blistered, working two J-O-BsBaby corporate servitude is lonelyNovember 11th, of Oh ThreeI smell the amniotic fluid bubble when I heard the news they told meTelephone urgent, Teagan's mother was callingShe told me you were lying in a puddle of offspring and weak'Cause everything that was so sweet was miscarried on the bloodsoaked sheetsSo from the knuckles that I broke on the concrete wallTo the tears in the hospital bathroom stallsFrom the vast amount of blood you lost in seven daysTo the daughter I could listen to talk but never raisedI pour the 40 ounce of amniotic fluid to the concreteI wish to be an author in its primeI co-wrote a failed motion picture with youThe plot twist god turns water into wineRock a bye baby, are you fertile, are you brave?When the water breaks it turns into a graveBut even if it falls, there ain't no pad That could soak up the gestation periodIt goesRock a bye baby, are you fertile, are you brave?When the water breaks it turns into a graveAnd ain't nobody sober'Cause god turns water into wine before the gestation period is overWalk nine more months in her shoesBecause these are not those dreams I can abuseAnd he performed it himself, he performed it himself God dammitWalk nine more months in her shoesBecause these are not those dreams I can abuse
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