If the truth be told,nYou were in the bedroomnTrying to find a pillownWith a little more headroomnTrying to find a placenWhere nobody could find you againnnAnd if the truth be told,nI was on the porchnTrying to fight a fire with a propane torchnThinking about the colornOf the leaves before they fallnIn the fallnnAnd if the truth be told,nThings got weirdnAll my friends told me I should grow a beardnCan't do thatnDon't quit your day jobnnIf the truth be toldnHe was out of linenTrying to steal your heart before you stole minenTrying to make a mountain from a molehillnnIf the truth be told (Knock, knock, who is it?)nShip's goin' down, do you wanna go with it?nEither way, I'm splitting town ASAPnnWanna know the truth?nI was thinkin' bout shipsnIn the Halifax Harborn'fore they blew the city to bits in 1917nnIf the truth be toldnWhen we were getting drunknI was trying on clothesnFrom your mothball trunknTryin' to figure out what it feels likenTo step inside your shoesnnBut if the truth be toldnIf the truth be toldnIf the truth be toldnIf the truth be toldnIf the truth be toldnIf the truth be toldnIf the truth be toldnIf the truth be toldnIf the truth be told