You gotta memorize all the lines, andnBrother Thespian, you'll be finenYou gotta define your breath in beatsnWith a graduation pen, use mindnnStage left, enter Maggie, looking hurried,nShe has a parcel in her armsnAre you the leopard, or a virgin,nOr the child in a grown man's beardnWorn out of place and hanging off his facenBy the time the audience cheered?nnAnd you were feeling pretty cockynOn the day you became an actor,nI know the thing I shouldn't saynSo I'll leave it at this:nI hope you get what you're afternAnd if when you're out you see the hundredth rosenFall from the sky,nBrother, stick that thing in the ground andnSay a heartfelt prayer for your safe arrivalnnI'd like to think that the actors never bandednI'd like to throw this trumpet down and go empty handednThe part of the virgin has been takennSo let me throw this trumpet down and go empty handednIf you're the virginnThen I'm the stand-innnI'd like to think the actors never bandednI'd like to throw this trumpet down and go empty handednGo ah-ah, ah-ah, ah
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