[Chorus]nnWhen we touchdownnnIn the Midwest we okaynE'rybody know them southern boys love that bass nnAtlanta go bananas, Alabama, LouisiananMississippi, Tenekees, e'ry muhfuckin statenWhen we touchdownnnGo right from the plane to the rangennWhen we touchdownnnOn the private plane gettin brain, 'till wennTouchdown, there aint no way to keep 'em quietnWit' T.I. and Shady baby we 'bout to insight a riotnWhen we touchdownnn[T.I]nnWhen we get in town, you know how we getting downnPull up clean an hop on out, snatch all the freaks then walk on outnI'm livin what they talkin bout, shinin' if it dark or notnThat One Hundred DX Double R, you'll find that in the parkin' lotnYou barkin' up the wrong tree, I do this shit for Zone 3n4, 5, and 6 as well as 1, Atlanta im forever sonnStill be on watever coast, grindin' blowin heavy smokenEm you betta tell em folk, wont hesitate 2 let him gonThey know i put that green light on them hatersnKeep on tryin' me I'll put that beam right on your tatern(bow wow wow wow)nYou dont wanna see T.I.P. he outrageousnTry to keep him in a cage but somehow he keep escapin'nThat's why I be on vacation, Virgin Islands I be takin'nPrivate planes out to Spain, now keep on flyin' I ain't fakin'nThe money ain't a thing, think I'm lyin' your mistakennYou can find long lines, and all kinds of bitches waitin'nWhen we touchdownnn[Chorus]nn[Eminem]nnnnWelcome to the Midwest, yesnWhere the Detroit players, ball like you have no ideanThe boy is herenGot the whole place lookin' like it's candy painted, ain't itnLike we left the kids at home and just let 'em loose with the crayonsnFUCK, I just hit a joggernPeople lookin like froggernThey hoppin out the way whenever they see Marshalls car cominnThe kids painted my windows with black permanent markernAnd left the rest of the car cover colored like swirl popsnAnd I got the bass thumpin' but I'm bound to bump into somethingnKids are flyin' through the air lookin like they're crumpin', the way they're tumblin'nI gotta do somethingnBut soon as I hit the carwash, to get the tar offnthey just right back at it tomorrownThey're like dad, this is in, so get with the trendnThis is for the pimps, listenin' to MIMS, nail polish on the rimsnAnd now it's custom chrome, but I gotta go do a shownSo go on with your bad sales, just have it back to normal when I touchdownnn[Chorus]nn[T.I.]nnFrom my arrival , un-til my departurenI guarantee I put this D-I-C-K in somebody's daughter, eynI still have my way with the ladies across the waternFlew to Paris from Haiti, did some shit that I thought ofnIt's ironic kind of shit that we buy man make us psychoticnThreat to corporate America, that why they runnin' from menHow could they be so ignorant look at what Hip-Hop den donenIt's allowed us to run a business, legitimated our moneysnGot us out the ghettos, relocated our mommiesnI made it all the way here, ain't no way you takin' it from menSo excuse me Oprah honey I'm sorry really I promisenBut niggas, bitches, and hoes do exsist I'm just bein' honestnBut why am I bein' punished? Why is you so astonished?nNow I ain't got a degree just intelligence in abundancenSo you ain't gotta like me I know millions o' folks that love menWell you can tell how they yellin' and screamin' an waitin' for menWhen I touchdownnn[Chorus] nn