Hey, I saw you today.nYou ordered a coffee with sugar,nA bagel and bacon.nAnd you looked right through me nAt the subway station. Okay.nSo you can't place my face.nWe were star-crossed lovers nIn the seventh grade,nAnd we had our first kissnAt the Macy's parade.nWe were head over heels,nWith an immature lust.nThen you kissed another guynIn the back of the bus.nOh geez, humor me please.nn'Cause everything's a total disaster.nAnd everybody's tumbling backwards saying,nWon't you throw your arms around nsomebody pretty like me?nnOh well,nI'll see you in Hell,nAfter the stock market crashes,nAnd everybody dashes for the door.nI won't need you anymore.nOh geez, humor me please.nn'Cause everything's a total disaster.nAnd everybody's tumbling backwards saying,nDon't forget your vaccination.nEverybody's full of desperation here.nnDear, very nice party,nEven the tawdrynShed a few tears for Auld Lang Syne.nnMay auld acquaintence be forgot,nAnd never brought to mind.nWe'll have a cup of kindness herenFor Auld Lang Syne.nnFor Auld Lang Syne, my dear.nFor Auld Lang Syne!nWe'll have a cup of kindness yet,nFor Auld Lang Syne.