Tommy Chong
Blue Scholars

Ey, whether you're ballin or broke

Want to find the most hot?

Just follow the smoke

Everybody want to fly but

Nobody want to know

How the whole thing started

Whenever you were born, yeah,

Go back farther

Deep in jungles of the Ganges River

Two thousand B.C.

See Hindus and Sikhs

Shitloads of weed

Very first plant cultivated for the fabric

And any time they burned it

The people started dancing.

Medicine man put the people in a trance.

Then they transported West

Brought by brown farmers

Shared with the (rosters)

And said it's called Ganja

Greeks and the Turks traded gold for dope

And soon Shakespeare smoked the shit

And wrote dramas

Soldiers Napoleon led wrought civilians

And stashes of hash

Took it back to France with them

Christopher Columbus, first drug smuggler

Slaves made to grow his shit

But smoked some of it to laugh at the master

Plotting his disaster

And everywhere the immigrant went he had to drag that

Listen,

I'm just stating the facts

If I'm mistaken, my bad

I'm just a messenger

Spitting wikipedia raps

I gotta,

(Shawn Kip) in my pocket

Cutting in half

It's two Gary Paytons

Don't ask do the math

I know cats who got killed for the sack

Who'd probably be alive

If the market for the (bama) wasn't bad

You put in the hands of the many who

Mark territories and blood

Kind of scary huh?

Ain't even talking about the ones with the badge

The ones still waging that war inside their heads

The same ones who could probably use a couple hits

And I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of fuckers did

Make you want to roll up a J

And say shit I aint gonna be the one

That get caught for doing this

Cool, you gotta know the rules

How to live

You want to find the loopholes

Do what I say

As long as you aint got forty grams in your hand

Can't get you with a felony

Delivery intent

But anything less than that is a misdemeanor

And legally a reason for police to take seizure

Even with initiatives passed

Decriminalizing the green grass

They don't want to see that

Might as well get you a forever green pass

Hit that dispensary fast

Believe that this law is so flawed

The foundations done

The more things outlawed

The more outlaws run

George Washington himself probably puffed a chronic

Now his face getting exchanged for this shit

Ironic, hah!

I went through that Bob Marley stage

That ganja ganja

That one love brah

It's medicine that makes you stronger

(Acquainted to meet ya)

And isolated in my apartment

Blazing (that day to day) and playing Grand Theft Auto

Like damn, I'm way more creative

Twenty minutes later staring at the paper

Yeah, at four twenty

It was all about the love

Now, it's four thirty one

And I'm paranoid as fuck

Like, who are the these hippies?

Where are my real friends?

Why you playing (happy sack on a field) Ben?

You need Visine

Your eyes are real red?

Whiz Kalifa is gonna fuck your girlfriend

I'm not against legalization

I'm not at all

I'm against glorification

You are not Snoop Dog

Moderation that's the key

If the door is unlocked

It's up to you how you use it

Make the call

C'mon

So when you puff that

Thinking that's how it is

Blowing more trees than the

Northwest wind

Knowing that your six times as likely

As them to do time

If your skin tone is darker than his

The last thing that you want on your mind

But the man in supply is in command of your high brah

Ey, you listening?

I'm trying to drive gems

Ey yo, shut the fuck up and pass that shit

Okay

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