Me your momma and some other whore
Floating down the river on a shithouse door
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg.
Dad's going steady with a pig in a barn
Grandma's getting down with an ear of corn
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg.
Watching mom shave her pussy really gets the kids hard
Grandpa's trying to fuck something in the front yard
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg.
Sister is getting rich on her 900 number
Four dime diddly bop given her best dog a hummer
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg.
Reddog (Solo)
Well I'm a big dick daddy and a fuckin' foo
Eleven years old and I went to pussy school
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg.
Yeah, her asshole is tighter then a steel drum
Hell I'd eat a yard of her shit to watch her cum
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg.
Simon (Solo)
You only live once, so off with them pants
Hell ain't for sure, it's only a chance
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg.
Yeah, my gal's so fine, wanna suck her daddy's dick
If you saw my poontang's face, you wouldn't give me no lip
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg.
Woke up this morning with a case of stinky finger
Last night I must have been the designated drinker
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg.
I need a woman six foot ten
She's gotta be that tall so I could get it all in
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg.
Everybody Solo
Yeah, me yer momma and some other whore
Floatin' down the river on a shithouse door
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg.
I'm gonna tie my pecker
Tie my pecker
Tie my pecker
Tie my pecker
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg.
Tie My Pecker To My Leg
Mojo Nixon
Purchase "Tie My Pecker To My Leg"
Purchase Entire Album
Email Video to Friends Play Youtube "Tie My Pecker To My Leg" Video
Play Spotify "Tie My Pecker To My Leg" Song
View Wikipedia "Tie My Pecker To My Leg"
Entry
Receive Emails for Future Mojo Nixon Lyrics
Link to "Tie My Pecker To My Leg"
Share on Facebook, Twitter, and more
See Recommended Lyrics For You
Share:
Copied!
Loading...
Lyrics by Mojo Nixon
619 239-King Be My Lover (Alice Cooper cover) Burn Down The Malls Debbie Gibson is Pregnant Destroy All Lawyers Don Henley Must Die Drunk Divorced Floozie Elvis Is Everywhere Gin Guzzlin Frenzy Hamlet Chicken Plant Disaster Have Love Will Travel High School is a Prison Lincoln Logs Mascot Mania Mojo Nixon My Free Will Just Ain't Willing Redneck Rampage You Can't Kill Me
Related Songs
First Time I Seen Her - Cheech and Chong
Ear Ache My Eye - Korn
Chaps My Hide - Guttermouth
Earache My Eye - Korn
Don't You Make Me High - Van Morrison
Don't You Make Me High - Van Morrison
GG's X-MAS Song - GG Allin
Expose Yourself To Kids - Gg Allin
Souvenir - Pecker
Cajun Twisters - Adam Ant
Cajun Twisters - Adam Ant
Save Me - Brandon Setta
Rejoyce - Jefferson Airplane
Help Me, I'm Hungry (Live) - Nirvana
Help Me, I'm Hungry - Nirvana
Tighten My Tie - The Like Young
Tie My Hands - Lil' Wayne
Tie My Rope - Children of Bodom
Tie My Hands - Robin Thicke
Loosen My Tie - Ab-Soul
My Only Tie - Deacon Blue and Ricky Ross
Tie My Hands - Lil Wayne
Tie My Hands - Lil Wayne Feat. Robin Thicke
My Only Tie - Deacon Blue
Tie My Shoes - Young Thug
The Mirror - Mary Timony
outerregions - To My Boy
Hello Horizon - To My Boy
Who's To Say - To My Surprise
The World's Too Small - To My Surprise
Say Goodbye - To My Surprise
In The Mood - To My Surprise
Sunday - To My Surprise
Come With Me - To My Surprise
Turn It Back Around - To My Surprise
The Grid - To My Boy
Model - To My Boy
Tell Me, Computer - To My Boy
Oh Metal! - To My Boy
I am X-ray - To My Boy
Easy or Not - To My Surprise
Blue - To My Surprise
Get It to Go - To My Surprise
Help Me, I'm Hungry - Nirvana
Sleepy Eyed John - Johnny Horton
Sleepy-Eyed John - Johnny Horton
One More Time - David Allen Coe
One More Time - David Allan Coe
Never in this town again - My My Misfire
Mississippi Shallow - My My Misfire
The Rodeo Song - The Showdown
I-E-A-I-A-I-O - System Of A Down
I.E.A.I.A.I.O. Demo - System of a Down
I - E - A - I - A - I - O - System Of A Down
Drive [Take 2] - R.E.M.
Drive [DVD] - R.E.M.
Drive - REM
Drive - R.E.M
Drive (Live) - R.E.M.
Drive - R.E.M.
gimme back my leg - Reggie and the Full Effect
The Rodeo Song - David Allan Coe
Flop Eared Mule - Andy Griffith
Really Good - Lil Twist
Lust Stings - Les Claypool's Fancy Band
Rodeo Song - Chris Ledoux
Hello Amsterdam - American Music Club
The Things You Can and Cannot Do...
Ghost Pirate (Of The Deep) - Moonlight Agony
P[ee-e]S-P[ee-e]M - The Seal Cub Clubbing Club
Tie Up My Hands - British India
don't Tie My Hands - Todd Rundgren
Ready Anytime - Stiv Bators
Story In Your Eyes (Bomp 45) - Stiv Bators
Pay 4 Pussy Remix - Lil B
"Danny Boy, Danny Boy" - House Of Pain
Our Mommas ! - Kelly Family
Horror Me - Magic Dirt
Wooden Leg! - Alestorm
Wooden Leg - Alestorm
Me, Sola & C - Language of Flowers
Faithless - My Children My Bride
Your Eyes When We Kiss - Hey Hey My My
Morricone - Hey Hey My My
Too Much Space - Hey Hey My My
I Need Sometime - Hey Hey My My
Headshot! - My Children My Bride
Easy - Hey Hey My My
Big Fat Skinhead - Snuff
"Don't You" Feel My Leg - Big Bad Voodoo Daddy
Follow You Home - Nickelback
I'm Shipping Up To Boston - Dropkick Murphys
I'm Shipping Up To Boston - Dropkick Murphys
Dog Bite - Dead Kennedys
My Paint - James Jackson Toth
Mystery Meat - All Leather
Shake A Leg - AC\/DC
In Smithereens, The Search for Affinity...
Third Leg - X-Cops
Another Dope Intro - MC Lyte
Pink Eye (On My Leg) - Ween
Turn Loose Of My Leg - Jim Stafford
Dendrilopis - Papa Roach
Virgin Sails - My Heart To Joy
Fairwell to a Raincloud - My Heart To Joy
I Think You Woke The Dead - My Heart To Joy
Sand Choked Emotion - My Turn To Kill
Save Us From Sorrow - My Turn To Kill
Kids Of Cancer - My Turn To Kill
All Of Life Is Coming Home - My Heart To Joy
The Ungodly Arch-Villian Voltaire Is Dead...
The Hours Change So We Don\'t Have To...
Dreams To Burn Out Like The Sun - My Heart To Joy
Can You Feel It, Captain Compost?!...
Everything Devo Ever Dreamed Of - My Heart To Joy
Ethics - My Heart To Joy
Sirens - My Heart To Joy
Old Capitals - My Heart To Joy
True Levellers - My Heart To Joy
Bum Leg - Cake Like
Tha Heat - Lil Wayne
The Heat - Lil Wayne
Leg - Bettie Serveert
Sleepy Eyed John - Dave Dudley
Dog - Gene Simmons
Shake A Leg - Ac Dc
Mother's A Redneck Too - Roger Creager
Stanky Leg (Remix) - V.I.C.
Song To My Father - Jane Siberry
Broken Leg - Bluejuice
Westchester County - Loudon Wainwright III
Yer Devil Ways - Crash Test Dummies
Pressed Rat and Warthog - Cream
Pressed Rat and Warthog [DVD] - Cream
Pressed Rat And Warthog [Live] - Cream
Big Leg Emma - Frank Zappa
Shake A Leg - AC/DC
Looking - Gilbert O'sullivan
Looking (At Tale Of Two Meanings)...
Looking - Gilbert O'Sullivan
Looking (At Tale Of Two Meanings)...
Roll Away Alone - The Rumjacks
Thank Heavens for Little Victories - My Amiga
Surprise - My Spacecoaster
The Messenger - My Arcadia
Never Everland - My Passion
Sound and Fury - My Epic
The Fabulous Blood Disco - My Passion
Stinkface - My Ruin
Winter For Lovers - My Passion
Bitter Too - My Passion
Sleepless - My Getaway
Modulate [7' version] - My Favorite
Tomorrow Girls - My Passion
Stereotypes [English lyrics] - My Autumn
Such as you [English lyrics] - My Autumn
Stay yourself [English lyrics] - My Autumn
Last day of war [English lyrics] - My Autumn
Court of the crucified [English lyrics]...
Who all of us would become without them [English l...
Final Battle - My Epiphany
Final Battle - My Epiphany
Story Of My Life - My Getaway
Valeen - My Getaway
Under Your Sheets - My Getaway
Cult Hero Come Home [demo] - My Favorite
Patterns Surgical - My Disco
Calling Cure - My Disco
Always Measure Wait - My Disco
Pale - My Disco
ST - My Disco
Administer A Prosthetic Dream - My Disco
Perfect Protection - My Disco
A Marker - My Disco
Johnny Nightmare [Hultsfred Festival version]...
In The Benelux - My Disco
In Figures Of Speech - My Disco
See Life - My Disco
Installation Of Camaraderie - My Disco
Inhaler - My Disco
A Moment Of Revelation - My Disco
Travelling On Circuit - My Disco
Lulea (City by the Sea) - My Arcadia
In Time With You - My Arcadia
Easy to Sleep - My Arcadia
Prologue - My Epic
The Adventure (Angels & Airwaves cover)...
Breathe New Life - My Endeavour
The Last Thing I Do - My Endeavour
Return To Me - My Endeavour
Whenever You Need Me - My Endeavour
Cause & Effect - My Endeavour
Ignite - My Endeavour
Fighting On The Frontline - My Endeavour
Bad Colour (Save This Life) - My Endeavour
For Real - My Endeavour
Re-Invention - My Endeavour
Everything Has Changed - My Endeavour
Your Own Way - My Endeavour
Unfold - My Endeavour
