I sing a song for happy daysnWhen bluebirds sang and kids would playnAnd talk about important thingsnLike cats with claws and birds with wingsnI sing a song for peace and joynWhere every girl fucks every BOYnAnd dances 'round the fireplacenOr drives a cart to OUTER SPACEnnwe were out backn[screaming]when you told menthree dudes kissing now thats hotn...and i thought nthat it was finento show you that it's notnnI sing a song for you and menI'd drive your car into the SEAnAnd when they drained the ocean bluenI'd give my apologies to younI sing a song for us and themnWhere drunks and punks and monks spit phlegmnAnd reindeer prance on broken GLASSnTo feel the skin under the grassnI sing a song for robots toonCause scene chicks dig them, yeah thats truenAnd dont forget about ninjas bronoh yeah man lets go go gonI tell a tale of yonder yearsnwhen fireworks exploded nearnand blasted through the basement wallsnto show me how to rob the MALLSnn[screaming]we were out frontnwhen you told menthree dudes kissing now thats hotnand i thoughtnthat it was finento prove to you that it's notnn[screaming]we were in bed nwhen you showed menthat three dudes kissing can be hotnand i thoughtnthat it was finento blame it all on the boozennaha!nROCK!n(guitar noises with mouth)nnnnnnn[spaceship to space credits andrew jamison for helping them write lyrics to this song]