Thou shalt not steal if there is a direct victim; nnThou shalt not worship pop idols or follow lost prophets; nnThou shalt not take the names of Johnny Cash, Joe Strummer, Johnny Hartman, Desmond Dekker, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix or Syd Barrat in vein; nnThou shalt not think that any male over 30 that plays with a child that is not their own is a paedophile, some people are just nice; nnThou shalt not read NME; nnThou shalt not stop liking a band just because they have become popular; nnThou shalt not question Stephen Fry; nnThou shalt not judge a book by its cover; nnThou shalt not judge Lethal Weapon by Danny Glover; nnThou shalt not buy Coca Cola products; nnThou shalt not buy nestle products; nnThou shalt not go into the woods with your boyfriend bestfriend, take drugs and cheat on him; nnThou shalt not fall in love so easily; nnThou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls pants……use it to get into their heads; nnThou shalt not watch Hollyoaks; nnThou shalt not attend an open mic and then leave as soon as you have done your shitty little poem or song you self righteous prick; nnnnThou shalt not return to the same club or bar week in & week out just because you once saw a girl there that you fancied that your never going to talk to anyway; nnThou shalt not put musicians and recording artists on ridiculous pedestals no matter how great they are or were; nnThe Beatles. nWere just a band. nLed Zeppelin nJust a band. nThe Beach Boys. nJust a band nSex Pistols. nJust a band. nThe Clash. nJust a band. nCrass. nJust a band nMinor Threat. nJust a band. nThe Cure nJust a band. nThe Smiths nJust a band. nNirvana. nJust a band. nThe Pixies nJust a band nOasis. nJust a band nRadiohead. nJust a band. nBloc Party. nJust a band. nArctic Monkeys. nJust a band. nThe next big thing nJust a band. nnThou shalt give equal worth to tragedies that occur in non-english speaking countries as to those that occur in english speaking countries; nnThou shalt remember that guns, bitches and bling where never part of the four elements and never will be; nnThou shalt not make repetitive generic music; nThou shalt not make repetitive generic music; nThou shalt not make repetitive generic music; nThou shalt not make repetitive generic music; nnThou shalt not pimp my ride; nnThou shalt not scream if you wanna go faster; nnThou shalt not move to the sound of the wickedness; nnThou shalt not make some noise for Detroit; nWhen I say “hey” thou shalt not say “ho”; nnWhen I say “hip” thou shalt not say “hop”; nnWhen I say, he say, she say, we say “make some noise”…..kill me; nnThou shalt not quote me happy; nnThou shalt not shake it like a Polaroid picture; nnThou shalt not wish your girlfriend was a freak like me; nnThou shalt spell the word phoenix : P-H-E-O-N-I-X not P-H-O-E-N-I-X regardless of what the oxford English dictionary tells you; nnThou shalt not express your shock at the fact that Sharon got off with Brad at the club last night by saying “is it?”; nnThou shalt think for yourselves; nnAnd thou shalt ALWAYS kill.